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She kept complaining she had a headache. So I beat the crap out of her.

 

First I pinched her really hard all over. Then I gave her a long, savage pummelling with punches, thumps and karate chops. That shut her up.

 

Japanese women want to be treated like that from time to time. Now I could do with a cold beer.

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Actually, it was a massage. But I was urged to do it harder and harder and harder until the veins were standing out in my biceps and my hands were a blur. Under any other circumstances, it would have been considered wife beating.

 

H11 came in half way through and said "Panchi shiteru jan" and Mrs11 said "Yessssss". Strange people the Japanese.

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my best massage ever was from an old man out in the stick in Indo. 10 days straight of 8 hrs in the water in an epic swell left the muscles alittle wasted. the entire duration of the massage I was in agony and not long after he had finished I started feeling really loose and relaxed.

not into touch feely massages.

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blinken`ek!!! my acupuncturist is blind too. i recently learned that there are quite a few in the field.

must have somthing to do with a `heightened` sense of touch.

also, bcos my j-go isn`t exactly fluent, i often find it diff. to tell him exactly whats wrong. but somehow he manages to `hit tha spot`. amazing, init?

 

i`d go a massage with a happy ending, right about now. ;\)

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  • 3 years later...

No, I disagree. Though they are usually both sarcastic, O11 is much more cranky. I also found that I agreed with a lot of the things O11 said or at least it made sense even if I disagreed. But I think I still don't understand most of what Thursday says so I really can't say whether I agree with him or not.

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