Ocean11 0 Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 She kept complaining she had a headache. So I beat the crap out of her. First I pinched her really hard all over. Then I gave her a long, savage pummelling with punches, thumps and karate chops. That shut her up. Japanese women want to be treated like that from time to time. Now I could do with a cold beer. Link to post Share on other sites
SHAG 0 Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 I hope you used lots of fun Japanese expletives and used an appropriate otoko-rashii deep booming voice. You did, didn't you? Link to post Share on other sites
sunrise 0 Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 Is she still alive? Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 And I hope she said sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
proudtobegay 0 Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Perhaps you prefer men? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted September 13, 2004 Author Share Posted September 13, 2004 Actually, it was a massage. But I was urged to do it harder and harder and harder until the veins were standing out in my biceps and my hands were a blur. Under any other circumstances, it would have been considered wife beating. H11 came in half way through and said "Panchi shiteru jan" and Mrs11 said "Yessssss". Strange people the Japanese. Link to post Share on other sites
ProbablyaCrazyPerson 2 Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 I'm really into massages, great feeling. Just got to get the right gal to give me one. Link to post Share on other sites
indosnm 0 Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 my best massage ever was from an old man out in the stick in Indo. 10 days straight of 8 hrs in the water in an epic swell left the muscles alittle wasted. the entire duration of the massage I was in agony and not long after he had finished I started feeling really loose and relaxed. not into touch feely massages. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 Indo, not even from some looooose socks hs girl? Link to post Share on other sites
indosnm 0 Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 aww. might be able to twist me elbow Link to post Share on other sites
blinkin'ek 0 Posted September 16, 2004 Share Posted September 16, 2004 I had a great massage from an old guy last year. Amazing it was. He was blind too - it seems quite a few massage people are blind. I wonder why that is. Link to post Share on other sites
powwwers 0 Posted September 17, 2004 Share Posted September 17, 2004 blinken`ek!!! my acupuncturist is blind too. i recently learned that there are quite a few in the field. must have somthing to do with a `heightened` sense of touch. also, bcos my j-go isn`t exactly fluent, i often find it diff. to tell him exactly whats wrong. but somehow he manages to `hit tha spot`. amazing, init? i`d go a massage with a happy ending, right about now. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted September 17, 2004 Author Share Posted September 17, 2004 I'm not blind, although I do wear glasses. And I hit the spot. Repeatedly, in fact. Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted September 18, 2004 Share Posted September 18, 2004 I have some training in the art of massage. I'm really goot at it. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted September 18, 2004 Share Posted September 18, 2004 Sweet V. Me too. Had the trainers/masseuse in college show me how to give massages - 4 years of massage training for free! Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted September 19, 2004 Share Posted September 19, 2004 4 years! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 precious Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted January 10, 2008 Share Posted January 10, 2008 I think you and ocean must be related Link to post Share on other sites
Markie 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 No, I disagree. Though they are usually both sarcastic, O11 is much more cranky. I also found that I agreed with a lot of the things O11 said or at least it made sense even if I disagreed. But I think I still don't understand most of what Thursday says so I really can't say whether I agree with him or not. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Well, Oceans had some very deep things to say whereas I am as shallow as the creek that CB took a liking to. Link to post Share on other sites
me jane 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 But Thursday is more popular - he's got 4 stars Link to post Share on other sites
Kraut_in_HongKong 0 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Originally Posted By: Ocean11 Actually, it was a massage. But I was urged to do it harder and harder and harder until ....... I hope it had a happy ending.... Link to post Share on other sites
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