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May I present to you, the following play.

 

Title: Screw You Electricity

Author: Sava

 

Scene 1:

[sava sitting at his desk at home, doing some 'work']

Sava: Lalalaa, what a fine day to read the snow japan forums. I wonder what witty remarks O11 has in store!

 

Scene 2:

[in comes the cable modem, looking menacing]

Sava: Wow, I have new email

Cable modem: pfzzfzffzfftttt

Sava: Huh?

Cable modem: hiss, pop, BANG

[smoke comes out of cable modem]

 

Scene 3:

[No lights on cable modem, so no power]

Sava: I wonder if the power cord came out, let me check

[sava goes to check the power cord, touches the back of the modem]

Cable modem: *ZAP*

[sava is knocked unconscious]

 

Scene 4:

[sava wakes up, looking around]

Sava: wtf

[sava goes to hospital for the rest of the day to be monitored for possible arrhythmia]

 

THE END

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Yeah, I'm fine. My shoulder hurts from getting jarred but other than that, all good.

 

It's pretty crazy though, I can imagine if a little kid had touched it they'd be much worse off.

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Kuma: I'm not, what can I say? It's a talent!

 

BP: I think I was, it's hard to tell how long though, could have been 0.0001 of a second or it could have been 10 mins. I just knew I was on the the ground which I wasn't before

 

FT: Unfortunately not, and even if I did, I wouldn't take pictures, and even if I took pictures, I wouldn't send them to you!

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i know you can't find the site via a search engine.... how do i re-address that matter?

 

i typed that on the yahoo message thing and for some reason it doesn't highlight and link?? it did that last time. i don't like the one-list thing, it's a crap system, a forum is better.

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