Tubby Beaver 209 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Wank, Germany, situated in the Loisach valley close to the Austrian border in the southwestern Ester Mountains range near Garmisch-Partenkirchen. It rises from about 700 metres (2,300 ft) above mean sea level up to 1,780 metres (5,840 ft) at the summit.[1] The mountain is crowned by a grassy summit which offers spectacular views over Garmisch-Partenkirchen and the surrounding region. The summit can be reached via the eponymous Wankbahn, a cable car system that runs during the summer months, or by an extensive network of footpaths that criss-cross the area. It is possible to both eat and sleep on the Wank at the Wank-Haus, a mountain hut on the summit, and a nearby scientific observatory plays an important role in monitoring atmospheric and climatic conditions. The Wank is a popular destination for hikers, day-trippers from Garmisch-Partenkirchen and paragliders, who are able to take advantage of its strong thermals to make exceptionally long flights. Hahaha!! Ride the wankbahn!! Eat and sleep in the Wank haus....eh I'd rather not thanks Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 And the locals are called Wankers I presume? Link to post Share on other sites
@tokyo 14 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 You'd think they might be tempted to rename. Or perhaps not! Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Funny. Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherLocklearRocks 1 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Let's Go Wank! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 They could hold Wankathons there. Possible tie-ups. Link to post Share on other sites
sanjo 2 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 "Wank Resort" Sounds a load of shite to me. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 a load of something Link to post Share on other sites
jacko 3 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 gives a whole new meaning to "man made snowmaking" Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted October 24, 2013 Author Share Posted October 24, 2013 I wouldn't like to see the "Cheese at resort" thread!! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites
METAL 0 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I actually looked that up to make sure you weren't joking. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Ich bin ein Wanker! Link to post Share on other sites
merryJim 1 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 You wanker! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 ha ha - into the wankatron with you Link to post Share on other sites
DumbStick 13 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I want a sticker Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Haha...good stuff. Should be a good market for the Japanese bukake crowd.... Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted October 28, 2013 Author Share Posted October 28, 2013 I want a sticker "GO HARD OR GO HOME AT WANK, Germany's Premier resort" "Going Solo? Come to Wank, Germany's Premier Resort" Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Wank..... Self service capital of the world... Where if you want to get something done you have to take matters into your own hand... Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted October 28, 2013 Author Share Posted October 28, 2013 Wank: Where the Face Shots are Unforgettable Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Secret video shot at the Wank training academy. http://youtu.be/W3GiEGPm-Ws Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites
SKI 15 Posted November 5, 2013 Share Posted November 5, 2013 My oh my! Link to post Share on other sites
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