kokodoko 67 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 I picked bananas in Queensland......worst job I've ever had......snakes, spiders, rats, wet feet and 70kg bunches of heavy unripe bananas in the tropical humidity Will avoid that job, then. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Avoiding jobs has become a habit! (for me, not koko, as far as I know) Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 after this advice, I would avoid banana jobbies Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Someone's gotta do it so I can have my morning 'nana on my cereal! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Been pondering that for upwards of 30 years, haven't you junky! Could it be because he's an electronics prof, and has NFI about flotation? On another topic ... A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!' Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 23, 2012 Author Share Posted November 23, 2012 Yes I have JA - that's why I started this thread, to find the answer Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Maybe it's bigger than a coconut. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 Avoiding jobs has become a habit! (for me, not koko, as far as I know) spent most of my life avoiding work. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 spend most of ones life doing something and then spend the rest of your life regretting it. Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Jim 65 Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 If work was such a wonderful thing, the rich bastards wouldn't let the rest of us have any of it. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 live and let live Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Live and Let Die! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 Octopussy Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 26, 2012 Author Share Posted November 26, 2012 Umm - this is not the word association thread Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 26, 2012 Author Share Posted November 26, 2012 If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted November 26, 2012 Share Posted November 26, 2012 is it bigger than a bread bin can i put it in my mouth. Why is this funny? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 26, 2012 Author Share Posted November 26, 2012 Camilla Parker-Bowles: Okay, we'll play 20 Questions. I'll think of something and you have to ask me questions and guess what it is. Prince Philip: Is it bigger than the bread bin? Camilla: Yeah. Charles: Is it something I can put in my mouth? Camilla: Yeah. The Queen: Is it a black man's ****? Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Dirty dirty Camilla Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 today's point: Why do people register and not post? Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 good question Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 requiring a good answer Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 27, 2012 Author Share Posted November 27, 2012 An excellent question Mr Soon We need a registered non poster to answer it but then they won't be a non poster. Need to ponder some more Link to post Share on other sites
griller 9 Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Do hot cakes sell well? Link to post Share on other sites
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