pie-eater 207 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 In the pompously titled Syncronicity II by The Police, Sting sings about 'having to shout above the din of our Rice Crispies.... We can't hear anything at all'. Come on now Sting, they're not that loud are they? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 5, 2012 Author Share Posted November 5, 2012 They are pretty loud when you turn up your volume Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Ahhh, that's what he must have been referring to snowjunky. Thanks for clearing that up, I was spending way too much time pondering that one. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 5, 2012 Share Posted November 5, 2012 Can't remember the 70's You were possibly there, then! Or too young! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 5, 2012 Author Share Posted November 5, 2012 Ahhh, that's what he must have been referring to snowjunky. Thanks for clearing that up, I was spending way too much time pondering that one. fear not eater of pies, it is better to waste time pondering than not to have pondered at all Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 5, 2012 Author Share Posted November 5, 2012 Can't remember the 70's You were possibly there, then! Or too young! I have been told I was there, but so were many choices of mind altering substances Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Why dont tents fit back into their bags? Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Hey, koko!!! How/where the hell have you bin? You've just gotta be more intents! Mine always goes back in. You must be folding it wrong! Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 I must be. i hate folding tents. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 So ... don't do it, then! Stay in the one place! Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 note to self. do not camp in creek. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 note to self. do not camp in creek. Well ... DUH!!! Creeks get wet when (or IF) it rains! Where was yer, mate? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 7, 2012 Author Share Posted November 7, 2012 Not exactly points to ponder, realy new definitions I guess but I couldn't be assed starting a new thread These fit so well they should be in a dictionary. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HANDKERCHIEF: Cold storage. ------------------------------------------------------- INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- RAISIN: Grape with sunburn. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. ---------------------------------------------------------------- SKELETON: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. ----------------------------------------------------------------- and my favorite,) ====================== WRINKLES: Something other people have, similar to my character lines. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 note to self. do not camp in creek. Well ... DUH!!! Creeks get wet when (or IF) it rains! Where was yer, mate? camping ground. it has not rained in a month out west in griffith. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Well, Here, we've had July with around 200% of average rainfall, then Aug, Sep, Oct with well under 25% of average. Hot dry winds doing damage to the olive flowers (like drying them to brown before they get a chance to open, even!) not looking good for a decent harvest - BUGGER! Griffith, hey used to stomp around there in younger days - was teaching at Coleambally '72/73, the years of Al Grassby (aka Al greaseball) and the $3 notes. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 al grasby came from around here. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 al grasby came from around here. Yerp, he was the local member for a while during the Whitlam years. Spent a lot of time in the 72 election campaign spreading $3 notes (he buzzed the school and chuckeds out a huge bunc]dle of the notes - with the reverse showing "These notes are as phony as the Government's promises" Link to post Share on other sites
TheOrange 0 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 I have no idea what you are talking about! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 Ha ha ha ha !! Secret Aussie business! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 9, 2012 Author Share Posted November 9, 2012 I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted November 9, 2012 Share Posted November 9, 2012 You still pondering that one, snowjunky. Good one though, for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 10, 2012 Share Posted November 10, 2012 Laundering = the act of doing the laundry, so ... Pondering = the act of making a pond? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 10, 2012 Author Share Posted November 10, 2012 a conundrum indeed JA Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Jim 65 Posted November 11, 2012 Share Posted November 11, 2012 If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Link to post Share on other sites
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