Alexander L 80 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 You know those cans with a key and a strip t turn in order to open the cans. Why do tey exist? Apparently, half the world's populaton do not have a can opener. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 14, 2012 Share Posted November 14, 2012 so's soldiers didn't have carry and extra piece of kit in their already choc full of stuff bergen's Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 i want a soldiers type can opener. mine busted last night. the windy ones do not work. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 15, 2012 Author Share Posted November 15, 2012 Well go inside out of the wind koko Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 def not for soldiers, they can open cans with their teeth. Link to post Share on other sites
1 4 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Why does the word knickers have a k on the front. It seems such a waste. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 The K is there so you can get yer willie out! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 suree that's Y Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Going back to the moneys and bananas thing, check this out Perhaps it's carrots that they really like, not bananas. That sure will mess up a lot of monkey-related merchandies! Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Why are bananas bent? Link to post Share on other sites
surfarthur 22 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 You need to ask a Queenslander. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 so's the rats can build nests in the top of them Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Why are bananas bent? At least they came out a few thousand years ago. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 Why are bananas bent? Bananas have negative geo-tropic capabilities, which means they grow away from the pull of gravity. Unlike my belly. I wonder if you can buy geo-tropic pills? Link to post Share on other sites
@tokyo 14 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Very clever, bananas. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 thanks for all the innovative responses. But I think I shall ask a queenslander. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 I think I know a queenslander - he lives in Brisbane - he's the one that owns the pub Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 "the" pub? Point to ponder Link to post Share on other sites
surfarthur 22 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I think I know a queenslander - he lives in Brisbane - he's the one that owns the pub I bet he knows the people that bend the bananas Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 I picked bananas in Queensland......worst job I've ever had......snakes, spiders, rats, wet feet and 70kg bunches of heavy unripe bananas in the tropical humidity Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 "the" pub? Point to ponder yeah the pub, you know the one - the one on the corner Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted November 20, 2012 Author Share Posted November 20, 2012 I picked bananas in Queensland......worst job I've ever had......snakes, spiders, rats, wet feet and 70kg bunches of heavy unripe bananas in the tropical humidity ha ha You mean it's not like home? We don't worry about the snakes, spiders & rats, they only bite the british - much like the traffic cops in W.A. Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Jim 65 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Come daylight and me want to go home... Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Way oh! waaay oh! Daylight come and me wanna go home! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. Link to post Share on other sites
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