hellyer 216 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated, instead of just murdered? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 I can answer one of them. Yes, you can definitely cry under water. I'm a dive instructor (retired) and I've had students that were so completely and utterly un-teachable they made me cry. The only solace was I could look them straight in the eyes and yell at the top of lungs...You are a Fing moron and I feel like eviscerating you with my dive knife!! I guess it's good I got out of that business.. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Can you cry under water? Yes. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated, instead of just murdered? Assassinate means to murder someone, usually a public figure, in a sudden attack. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? No, heaven doesn't exist. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Easier to manufacture and assemble square boxes. Easier to stack. Also to stop the pizza from rolling away. What disease did cured ham actually have? Life. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 "Also to stop the pizza from rolling away" Link to post Share on other sites
HighlyTrainedNovaTeacher 2 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Will NOVA ever return to their former glory?! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 More Questions How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Why are talent called talent when they have no talent? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 ESPECIALLY if they have no talent! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 If Hakuba has Happo-One, where the hell is Happo-Two and Happo-Three?! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway... Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Link to post Share on other sites
SnowJapan Admin SnowJapan 177 Posted December 15, 2011 SnowJapan Admin Share Posted December 15, 2011 Why don't people read the instructions?! And.... Is it worth spending time writing instructions? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Why do they sell cars to the public that can 180 km/h when the speed limit is 110 km/h? Link to post Share on other sites
moshi-moshi 0 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Haha yes good one that. How about .... how soon is now? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 16, 2011 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Why doesn't she like me? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! And... that dog on Family Guy actually talks! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 16, 2011 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 Why doesn't she like me? Your name could be a little off-putting? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Why doesn't she like me? Your name could be a little off-putting? That.......AND his avatar... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 16, 2011 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 Why doesn't she like me? Your name could be a little off-putting? That.......AND his avatar... I think that Avatar is a poster on his bedroom wall along with all the other pictures of men Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 why does bungle (a bear from kids TV show Rainbow) go about naked all day, but put on pyjama's to go to bed? and a serious one...... why do motorists in this country feel the need to drive around town with their full beam on? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 16, 2011 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 The hi- beam thing, is it worse in Japan than other countries? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 seems to be to me Link to post Share on other sites
ippy 66 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LngBJX8giY Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 16, 2011 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 Nice one Ippy Link to post Share on other sites
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