hellyer 216 Posted December 16, 2011 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? You get yourself a Dualit toaster. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 17, 2011 Author Share Posted December 17, 2011 If olive oil is made from olives, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 That's easy. Babies. Here's another one, where exactly is Mrs Miggins's Olde Pie Shoppe? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 17, 2011 Author Share Posted December 17, 2011 England perhaps? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 That's easy. Babies. Here's another one, where exactly is Mrs Miggins's Olde Pie Shoppe? I've heard of that place.....isn't it just south of the navel base.....?? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 That's easy. Babies. Here's another one, where exactly is Mrs Miggins's Olde Pie Shoppe? I've heard of that place.....isn't it just south of the navel base.....?? Thats the Olde Midden's Pie Shoppe Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 17, 2011 Author Share Posted December 17, 2011 Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Link to post Share on other sites
Ivan 0 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Why? Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted December 18, 2011 Share Posted December 18, 2011 Why hasn't "Ivan" been registered until now? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Why do people change their names? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 so that the old bill can't catch up with you Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Why do buses and trains do 'unko'? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money? Link to post Share on other sites
klingon 10 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 The bastards! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? That's because you have bad breath Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 22, 2011 Author Share Posted December 22, 2011 Hey!, I represent that remark. Very good Link to post Share on other sites
ippy 66 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 I was going to start a thread on this, but i reckon its not quite thread starting material, so ill askit here instead. Why are asian peanuts/almonds really dry? I have this feeling that as a Brit we get our nuts from the US, whilst korea and japan get them from china. So i think just maybe theres a different process at work in prep and storage. It bugs me Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 What a nutty question! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Here's one. Why would anyone ever consider supporting Manchester City? There's just no logical answer. Link to post Share on other sites
panhead_pete 27 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Why is it so windy we can't ride today ... Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 been plenty riding on Honshu Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 23, 2011 Author Share Posted December 23, 2011 Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Link to post Share on other sites
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