hellyer 216 Posted December 28, 2011 Author Share Posted December 28, 2011 Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Lots of questions haunting you snowjunky. Here's mine. Why do all my favourite foods make me put on weight? Is celery anyones favourite food? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 29, 2011 Author Share Posted December 29, 2011 I share your pain about favourite foods Muika and the funny thing is that all my favourites when I was growing up were touted as healthy and nutricious and now they are all bad for us. e.g butter, cream, fatty meats, salt, puddings etc etc Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 It doesn't haunt me and I'm not even American, but why was Barack Obama given the Nobel Peace Prize? And what was all that "change" stuff about? When I was a kid, late 60s music that was ten years old at the time sounded ancient, to say nothing of early 60s or 50s music. I hear music now that's ten or fifteen years old and I couldn't tell you whether its new or not. Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Why do you instruct someone to go on the 'left hand side'? Why not the left foot side or the left ear side or the left knee side or the left testicle side or th........................... Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 or the goofy foot side.........................being one myself Link to post Share on other sites
Slippery Jim 65 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Why are the tabletop pepper grinders in restaurants always broken? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Why do you instruct someone to go on the 'left hand side'? Why not the left foot side or the left ear side or the left knee side or the left testicle side or th........................... Would you point something out with your left testicle? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 1, 2012 Author Share Posted January 1, 2012 Why do you instruct someone to go on the 'left hand side'? Why not the left foot side or the left ear side or the left knee side or the left testicle side or th........................... Would you point something out with your left testicle? Only my left knee says old Chinese sage Wun Hung Lo Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 1, 2012 Author Share Posted January 1, 2012 Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? Or is it just me? Link to post Share on other sites
SnowJapan Admin SnowJapan 177 Posted January 1, 2012 SnowJapan Admin Share Posted January 1, 2012 Why do server issues/problems ALWAYS seem to happen at one of these times: - on a holiday - really late at night - when you really need a rest Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 1, 2012 Author Share Posted January 1, 2012 I sympathise with you David. For many years I was running Holiday Resorts and I could usually count on at leat one or two vital apartment appliances breaking down (Fridge, hot water service, Air con etc) during Christmas or Easter when you can't get replacements or , repairmen. And if you could get a repaiman it would be at an hourly rate approaching heart surgeons territory. Link to post Share on other sites
SnowJapan Admin SnowJapan 177 Posted January 1, 2012 SnowJapan Admin Share Posted January 1, 2012 Happily, our servers are overseen 24/7 and so any issues are usually sorted out by the people responsible very quickly. As either myself or one of my colleagues is almost always online somewhere though, there's always a short period of panic/worry when something does happen. Usually at one of those times I mentioned! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 Why do server issues/problems ALWAYS seem to happen at one of these times: - on a holiday - really late at night - when you really need a rest There are little time bombs programmed into the firmware. Great fun for support people. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 And why do those remote controllers have 23,345 buttons when we only use about 4? Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 All those other buttons are for when your missus has the remote and does the 23,341 channel flick through in 1. 5 minutes and then says - "I dunno know, theres nothing on worth watching" SJ cringes while avoiding angry remote chucking women Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 All those other buttons are for when your missus has the remote There's your first mistake. Women shouldn't be allowed to operate the remote. (this all started when we first let them into the pubs) Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 3, 2012 Author Share Posted January 3, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 What's up that strange shiver you get when you pee is a strange place? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 I think that's just your problem, Chriselle. I'd get it looked at. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 stop peeing on open electrical wires! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 That's shocking TB Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted January 5, 2012 Author Share Posted January 5, 2012 What's up that strange shiver you get when you pee is a strange place? Chriselle, what you call a shiver I call a shake Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Shakey! Link to post Share on other sites
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