bobby12 0 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 easy solution: send him over to japan to sort out that declining birth rate. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 No more Charisma men needed!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Quote: denies fathering all but one of his children on the grounds that they have different hair colour from him. Quote: MacDonald, who met the majority of his conquests at bus stops the best 2 quotes by far!! Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 See you late folks, I'm off down the Bus Stop! Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Tried it this afternoon, no luck. I mustn't be as attractive as Mr McDonald. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 no stranger to a fish supper, those lasses Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Jenson Button will look on in envy....... Link to post Share on other sites
bobby12 0 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 he likes his fat birds doesnt he. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted April 17, 2011 Author Share Posted April 17, 2011 Yeah he must. After all, I'm sure he has a wide choice. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 6, 2011 Author Share Posted July 6, 2011 And in breaking news, the fattest woman on earth has a kid --- Guinness Record! Who decides what records get in there?! Quote: She holds the dubious honour of being the Guinness Book Of Records' fattest woman ever to give birth, requiring a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter during a high-risk Caesarean birth. Now, four years on, Donna Simpson has gained a further 12st and, staggeringly, continues to eat as she attempts to reach 72st and land a second record as the world's most obese woman. And after splitting from long-term partner and feeder Philippe Gouamba, the 50st mother is relying on her four year-old daughter Jacqueline to bring her food to help her reach her goal. The single mother-of-two, who eats over 15,000 calories a day to sustain her weight gain, struggles to get around and enlists the help of Jacqueline to buy and prepare food. The New Jersey mother told Closer magazine: She helps me cook and comes shopping. I use a scooter to get around the store and she runs ahead to get my favourite foods. This bit was funny who eats over 15,000 calories a day to sustain her weight gain Important to sustain that weight hey?! Posing with a few mid-morning nibbles Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 6, 2011 Author Share Posted July 6, 2011 PS Not sure if the stud has had more children. But I would imagine he has. After skanking a new lady down the bus stop. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Originally Posted By: pie-eater And in breaking news, the fattest woman on earth has a kid --- Guinness Record! Who decides what records get in there?! Quote: She holds the dubious honour of being the Guinness Book Of Records' fattest woman ever to give birth, requiring a team of 30 medics to deliver her daughter during a high-risk Caesarean birth. Now, four years on, Donna Simpson has gained a further 12st and, staggeringly, continues to eat as she attempts to reach 72st and land a second record as the world's most obese woman. And after splitting from long-term partner and feeder Philippe Gouamba, the 50st mother is relying on her four year-old daughter Jacqueline to bring her food to help her reach her goal. The single mother-of-two, who eats over 15,000 calories a day to sustain her weight gain, struggles to get around and enlists the help of Jacqueline to buy and prepare food. The New Jersey mother told Closer magazine: She helps me cook and comes shopping. I use a scooter to get around the store and she runs ahead to get my favourite foods. This bit was funny who eats over 15,000 calories a day to sustain her weight gain Important to sustain that weight hey?! Posing with a few mid-morning nibbles That is Mental Illness that is! How can you possibly think it is OK, not only to get to a point where you can not walk around the shopping center as a direct result of your obesity, but to use your 4yr old child to fetch food like a dog fetches a bone. She should lose custody of that child...what kind of lessons is she teaching her! Make me so angry. Link to post Share on other sites
oblivion 5 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Just a light snack there in that photo there! Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Reminds me of that cool vid that was around a few years ago with "Don't Cha" as a soundtrack, making invidious comparisons between North UK lads and lasses and Europeans. Every time I hear that fabulous song, I get images of Keithesque people swimming before my eyes. Link to post Share on other sites
IIIII 2 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 But remember, oblivion, you don't get many 'french fries' in those cartons!! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted July 7, 2011 Author Share Posted July 7, 2011 Certainly not enough for a mid-morning snack. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 Originally Posted By: Ocean11 Reminds me of that cool vid that was around a few years ago with "Don't Cha" as a soundtrack, making invidious comparisons between North UK lads and lasses and Europeans. Every time I hear that fabulous song, I get images of Keithesque people swimming before my eyes. I've not seen them as a video but that sounds like some version of the night out in Newcastle vs. Stockholm photo thingee. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 I felt sure Mr ~ would be able to help out here. Yes indeed In the old days, a 'bad back' wouldn't have prevented a young man like that from picking oakum in the workhouse to justify feeding him a little thin soup every day. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 It would be very easy to go to a club and video the worst and the best that's in there. Looks wise of course. Come to London I'll take you to some places where the Beautiful People go. Link to post Share on other sites
klingon 10 Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Just probably easier on the sexy bit in Sweden Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Quote: In her quest to become the world's fattest woman, Donna Simpson is already profiting from her challenge - by earning $90,000 (£55,000) a year from fans who pay to watch her eat online. The American mother-of-two, who already holds the dubious honour of being the world's fattest woman to give birth, makes money from people hungry to watch her eat more than 15,000 calories a day. Single Donna, 44, weighs 50st, but is determined to pile on yet more weight so she can reach her dream goal of being 72st and crowned the world's fattest woman. The profits from her website, where people are charged around $20 for 30 days viewing, means she can now afford to fund her huge food shopping bill, which is estimated to cost her around £500 a week. But Donna, who struggles to walk and suffers high blood pressure, heart disease and diabetes, refuses to give up her incredibly dangerous eating habits, ignoring all doctors' warnings. The 5ft 2in mother, who now requires a mobility scooter to go shopping, wears XXXXXXXL dresses and tries to move as little as possible to prevent her from burning any precious calories. Last Christmas she feasted on two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 20lbs of vegetables. Donna is no stranger to online attention though - she met her long-term partner and feeder Philippe Gouamba on a dating site for plus-size people. But after splitting from Philippe, the mother now relies on her four year-old daughter Jacqueline to bring her food to help her reach her twisted goal. But Donna, who gave birth to her Jacqueline in 2007 by caesarean section with 30 doctors in attendance, is now trying to find a new feeder to ease the pressure off her young child. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 4 pints of gravy!! Why is she even allowed to keep her child?? She isn't looking after her, the child is looking after the mum!! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 Well, at least she was eating her vegetables! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 what I think is scary, looking at her picture, she is huge, but actually her skeleton is normal sized.....theres a skinny person in there! Link to post Share on other sites
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