hellyer 216 Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 What is that, Metabo? It's all an act Link to post Share on other sites
surfarthur 22 Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 THE ART OF MIXING SEMEN INTO COCKTAILSBy Low Lai Chow in New Food and Packaging on Friday 14 June 2013 Why, this puts a new spin on the whole notion of cocktails. Semenology, a handbook that promises to ‘push the limits of classic bartending’, carries a load of advice on how to mix spirits to ‘enhance the delicate flavors of semen’. Intrigued mixologists will find tips for mixing, harvesting — says in the book that ‘semen is often freshly available behind most bar counters‘ — and storing cum to make that perfect drink. Our favorite review has to come from this guy who was apparently quite, er, let down: ‘I’ve tried a few of the cocktails in this book and I have to say…its underwhelming. I just didn’t get the “filling” sensation I expected.’ Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 That reminded me of this http://www.snowjapanforums.com/index.php/topic/17424-cooking-with-cum-natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipies/ Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 8, 2013 Share Posted December 8, 2013 Hey You! We're having a party, we'll be singing, dancing n jizzing, so cum on over to my place! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 Put my off my breakfast! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 cum on, eat up. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 In more important news, I found this headline just now: Keeping up appearances: Alex Gerrard heads to her local hair salon for a blow dry Surely everyone knows, but she is married to Liverpool player Stevie G. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 why she not called Alex G. or Ali G Link to post Share on other sites
HighlyTrainedNovaTeacher 2 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Do you really care? Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I was shocked t find out that Sasha was Ali G's real name. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 or Sacha Link to post Share on other sites
@tokyo 14 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 He should have kept his real name. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Alfie? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I reckon it was Rupert. I know a Rupert actually, from uni. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I know an Alfie from school....who conversely is actually a girl Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Did she sing in the tinkly-bop pop synth duo Yazoo? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 No....was her name Alfie? But she does sing in a band Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Her nickname was Alfie I think. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 No sorry, I have just spent the last 50 minutes researching, and it seems that Alison Moyet's nickname was Alf. (It's not clear if she has been to Mold or not.... perhaps Dom & Phil could look that one up too). Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Funnily enough Alfie is her nickname as well....her actual name is Leanne....god knows why but everyone called her Alfie Maybe it is the same person!! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 And, perhaps while we are at it, we could find out of Alf - the one in the photo - has been to Mold or not. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 I shall dispatch another doo as a PS to my previous request.... Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 Some of this could really do with being in the Mold thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 A student is set to be disciplined by her university after she was crowned “Britain’s Horniest Student” by a dating website – even though it is now reported that her "claim to fame" had been made up as a joke. Elina Desaine, a Latvian-born student at Exeter University, won £500 in cash and a year’s supply of condoms for her supposedly promiscuous habits – which, it was claimed, included keeping a “shag list” of her “victims” and sleeping with “up to three men a week”. But now Desaine is being punished because her win “may cause reputational damage to the university”, according to a spokesperson for the University of Exeter. It means that she could be excluded from her studies. Other possible sanctions include a fine of up to £500, compulsory community service or the signing of a ‘behavioural contract’. However, Exeposé, Exeter’s student newspaper, is reporting that Ms Desaine’s competition entry was "entirely fabricated”. The paper says that “sources close to Ms Desaine” have confirmed that she and some friends made “a joke entry into the contest”, inventing the list of her “proudest moments” – including having sex in a university computer room. Desaine had reportedly listed a series of further achievements as part of her entry into the competition, which included hooking up with older bartenders and stripping naked to the Baywatch theme tune when it plays in a club. Exeter declined to comment, on the grounds that disciplinary procedures are confidential. 15 students at Exeter University were disciplined for non-academic offences in the last year. When Ms Desaine’s title was first announced, a spokesperson for the university said: "We certainly don’t condone this sort of behaviour but our main concern at this time is for the student and the impact this may have on her over the long term." Chris Rootkin, the welfare and community officer for the Students' Guild said: "The university's disciplinary procedure is, quite rightly, confidential. Any student undergoing a disciplinary or experiencing any difficulties while at university can speak to me or seek support from the Students' Guild's Advice Unit." Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 source = Viz ? Link to post Share on other sites
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