thursday 1 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 guess you'll be in sunny scootlund then. Have some nice beers then. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 but seriously, there is vry little Friday left. It's gonna be a mega weekend. Guess who's gonna go swimming again with his baby? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 Originally Posted By: thursday. guess you'll be in sunny scootlund then. Have some nice beers then. are you shitting me?? I'm staying around here where the weather is hot and sunny. My brother and sister are coming out on Monday so that will be my family seeing duties tied up for another year!! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After the show, Cilla says, "Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sex with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun. So they went back to her place and got comfortable. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sex together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand". Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay". He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun". Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla, but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the bitch stole ma wallet !" Link to post Share on other sites
tsondaboy 0 Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 that was funny! Link to post Share on other sites
frannyo 2 Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Good old Sean. A true story one presumes? Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Time to blow the cobwebs off the Friday thread I think. stemik, your joke please.... Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 friday Joke A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT!" exclaimed the guy; the barman replied, "Yes." So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?" "Certainly sir," replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money." How much money?" inquires the guy. "4 cents", he replies. "FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the Guy who owns this place?" The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies, "The same thing I'm doing to his business." Link to post Share on other sites
Nisoko 6 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 hurrah. friday. Link to post Share on other sites
cheeseman 1 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 I will have some cheese for breakfast to celebrate. Link to post Share on other sites
gifugill 0 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Friday. The best day of the week, when it gets to 5pm. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 or 4:30pm Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 last seconds of Friday. See yous next week. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 We have 3 days holiday now. Ace. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted July 24, 2008 Share Posted July 24, 2008 not long now Link to post Share on other sites
1 4 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Let's Friday! Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 YAY! It is Friday! Ohh hang on - job decription "Mum"....DANG! Today is laundry and cupcake making day (nieces birthday party tomorrow), as well as silly sport committment evening . Not only are my children playing against a visiting Singapore school team tonight (5pm onwards) - but I have to get them home, put the little one to bed, wash and dry the rugby gear (they are playing again in the morning) and then drive the 3rd bear an hour and a bit(one way) to Mandurah and beyond to deposit him with my parents who will be taking him to HIS rubgy match at 8.30am in Mandurah while I am taking the smallest bear to HIS rugby match 20 minutes drive in the opposite direction for a 9.45am warm up, 10.10game!!! Arrghhh!!! I think they assume that there is one parent with a car to every child - not families of children who have to go to extraordinary lengths to travel all over the countryside to get thier kids to the game! Thank Goodness my parents are able to help and live only about 20 minutes from Bear Cub #3's playing field for the day - or he would have had no choice but to forfeit. YAY for Friday! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 where's the stem joke? Link to post Share on other sites
Nisoko 6 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 Stem has run out of jokes. Friday night. Yay. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Checking in early for the Friday thread - my Friday came early! Half packed, documents prnted - and heading to the airport in a couple of hours with "the girls". Will be snow chasing for the weekend - so catch ya all on the flipside! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 Have a ball, Mama. (Not literally, you understand!) Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 OK, waiting for the joke tommorrow Link to post Share on other sites
blinkin'ek 0 Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 "Have you heard about this phenomenon that keeps happening at Barack Obama rallies? Apparently women have been fainting. They're so taken by his speeches that they're passing out. Well, today it happened at one of Hillary's speeches, and luckily Bill ran into the crowd and gave her mouth to mouth." Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 ok, can we have a funny one now. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Yes higher quality please. Friday, hurrah!! Link to post Share on other sites
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