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Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.

 

"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.

 

"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.

 

"I'm going back to the lab," says the third.

 

"I'm dying for a cigarette."

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me too Pie-eater. I get paid on Monday which is nice and I am keeping a low profile until my brother and sis come out to visit me on the 2nd wk of July. The beach bars open on Tuesday....hope the weather gets better soon!

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Friday Joke

 

One for the ladies...

 

A Woman was out golfing one

day when she hit the ball into the woods.

 

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

 

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three

wishes.'

 

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to

mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

 

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

 

The woman said, 'That's okay.'

 

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

 

The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

 

The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and

he will have eyes only for me.'

 

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

 

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

 

The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he

will be ten times richer than you.'

 

The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is

mine.'

 

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

 

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild

heart attack.'

 

One for the guys

 

Click to reveal..
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

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