stemik 14 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Friday Joke Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette." Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 good day for it Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 TGIF means hanakin in jap, though it seems only older generations know that...from what I hear, everybody works/goes to schools on Sat so there is no love for friday in Japan Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 I'm so glad I didn't go to school in Japan - I'd go nuts with only one or 1.5 days off each week! Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 in Hakuba - the school week is only 5days....but there is club activity on some weekends Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 ok, time for a Friday long lunch Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Eaten it all yet? Nearly 8am here, just 3 hours to go! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 OK, one hour count down. Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte 0 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Happy weekend everyone! Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted June 20, 2008 Share Posted June 20, 2008 Originally Posted By: thursday. OK, one hour count down. what. you dont work, your missus does ya lazy biatch Go change the nappy! Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 3 days to go. Damn. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Ill be in Tokyo this weekend Link to post Share on other sites
giggsy 0 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I'll be in London. I think! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I'll be in Honkers Link to post Share on other sites
yoroshiku onegai shimasu 2 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Weekdays are good for me right now - weekends I am too tempted by beer and food! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 mmmmmmmmmmm...weeekend Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 only 2 more days. Link to post Share on other sites
sunrise 0 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Originally Posted By: Creek Boy Ill be in Tokyo this weekend Cool, pop into my gig right next to Tokyo station (almost inside it), on Sun nite on the way back. I start at 6.30pm, with lots of breaks.... PM me for details. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I'm doing nothing this weekend and really looking forward to it. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 me too Pie-eater. I get paid on Monday which is nice and I am keeping a low profile until my brother and sis come out to visit me on the 2nd wk of July. The beach bars open on Tuesday....hope the weather gets better soon! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 I'll be getting rained on more over the weekend. Link to post Share on other sites
Hokkaidough 4 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 You should go inside a building mate! Link to post Share on other sites
stemik 14 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Friday Joke One for the ladies... A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' The woman said, 'That's okay.' For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' One for the guys Click to reveal.. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 At last indeed. Lets Friday. Link to post Share on other sites
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