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Julius Caesar is addressing the Roman crowd. "Friends Romans and Countrymen, lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our glorious army to conquer Northern Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious."

 

The crowd are up on their feet "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar"

 

Brutus turns to his mate and says " He doesn't half talk some shi*e eh? He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag."

 

Six months later, Caesar comes back having conquered France and addresses the crowd in the Coliseum. " Friends, Romans and Countrymen, I have returned from our campaign in France and as I promised, we killed 50,000 Gauls".

 

The crowd are up on their feet again. "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, hail mighty Caesar".

 

Brutus once again turns to his mate "I'm sick of his bullsh*t, I'm off to France to check this out."

 

Brutus sets of for France and three weeks later he comes back to Rome.

 

Caesar is addressing the public in the Coliseum again "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, tomorrow we set off for Britain and we are going to sort those b*stards out"

 

The crowd are up on their feet."Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees,

hail mighty Caesar"

 

Brutus jumps up and shouts, "Caesar, you are a liar. You told us that you had killed 50,000 Gauls in France but I've been there to check it out and you only killed 25,000!!!!"

 

The crowd are stunned and all sit down in silence. Caesar gets up and looks slowly round the Coliseum then across at Brutus and says, "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

........Away Gauls count double in Europe."

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OKI, I'm going to try this tip from a colleague.

 

The first game of the night from Yuro 8 has been odd scoreline. The other game has been even scoreline.

 

His theory is this, if the first game is odd number of goals, the second will be even. And vice versa. He has won 4 on the trott. Tonight, I will curse him by doing the same.

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Has he won tons betting?

 

This Scolari story. I bet it has been fixed up for ages. Then again, apparently he hasn't signed it yet. All rather mysterious.

 

I hope he is taking English lessons. Perhaps his brother Gene Hackman can do that.

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Haha. Spain didn't play that well last night, but snatched it at the last minute. Enjoying watching the games even if England ain't there.

 

I saw this

 

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Two people were wounded as French and Dutch fans clashed after their teams' Euro 2008 meeting

 

Thugs, those European 'fans'.

 

Villa with 4 goals already is going to be hard to beat to that golden boot.

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