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'ning. Cool and cloudy here. Any updates this week will be coming from Saitama.

 

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: 'Stop. Don't do it.' 'Why shouldn't I?' he asked.

 

'Well, there's so much to live for!' 'Like what?'

 

'Are you religious?' He said: 'Yes.'

I said. 'Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?' 'Christian.'

 

'Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?' 'Protestant.'

 

'Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?' 'Baptist.'

 

'Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?' 'Baptist Church of God.'

 

'Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?' 'Reformed Baptist Church of God.'

 

'Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?' He said: 'Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915.'

 

I said: 'Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off.

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Lots of cloudy looking humid weather early on this morning  

High of 26 forecast for today, after a cool overnight. I like that.

It all melted?!?     Clear here too.

Morning. Lovely today.

 

Anyone ever flown on a BAe146?

 

"Ah yes the 146, four oil leaks connected by an electrical fault...."

 

I've spent a lot of time in them travelling between Perth and very small dots in the desert. Loved them.

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A world wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:'Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?'

 

The survey was a huge failure.

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,

In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,

In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,

In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,

In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,

In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,

And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!

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