gamera 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Yeah maybe you could say that, scouser. But it's a bit severe for a young boy to be called an oyaji when he has an oyaji mind. So probably we had better put the age part for qualification. Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 One of the first steps to becoming an Oyaji is the realization that you are not invincible. One must then deal with this unfortunate fact by disinfecting any stray testerone with alcohol (the rougher the better). Once this is achieved, all women become equal and even the most bulldog face battle axes are deemed suitable for the Oyaji's amorous desires. Most young-uns don't get to this stage until at least their 30s. There must be a series of questions somewhere along the lines of "You know you're an Oyaji if ..." or is that a new thread? Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Start it up Miso. You know youre an Oyaji if you drink those 100 yen Sake cups Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 You know you're an Oyaji if on the rare ocassion you wake up and the tent pole's up, you think "christ, I'd better hide this from the wife" Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 You know you're an Oyaji if you meet a babe in a bar and rather than spending the night with her, you wonder if you'll make it back before closing. Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 You know you're an Oyaji if you think male bonding is when the letters and bills are stuck together. Link to post Share on other sites
taguchi 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Good to see the oyaji group being so active and 元気 Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Coz oyajis are shamelss, can survive in what occassion. But I guess Obatarians are much stronger. Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 You know you're an Oyaji if a big feed of chahan at lunch leaves you sleepy and you need to catch 40 winks. (Back in a bit) Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 40 winks? Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Quote: 40 winks? Take a nap Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 You know you're an Oyaji if you reflect on past scores, but all the names are blanks and the only way you remember them is by giving them nicknames to remind you ("Big bitch in the spa", "on the washing machine" etc) Link to post Share on other sites
tsondaboy 0 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I used to need a mirror in order to see my abdominal muscles. Now I need a mirror to see my dick. Does this qualify me as an oyaji? Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 You know you're an Oyaji if you need a mirror to see your willy. Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 You know you're an Oyaji if you can fart in public without getting embarassed. Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 You know you're an Oyaji if there's more reading material in the toilet than any other room in the house. Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 27, 2005 Author Share Posted October 27, 2005 Sometimes I find that kind of toilet but I don't put any reading material in toilet. Don't want to concentrate on reading in that kind of place lol...... Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Gams: If the toilet seat warmer is switched on, it is one of the most comfortable places in the house on cold mornings. Short stories and magazines are best. Other thing I like to do is read in the bath. I usually have a novel set aside for this. Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 27, 2005 Author Share Posted October 27, 2005 Quote: If the toilet seat warmer is switched on, it is one of the most comfortable places in the house on cold mornings. Haha Misos, I think you are really an oyaji!!! I have not reached that feeling yet. Comfortable or not, I don't want to read anything in toilet!!!!!! Because if I put any reading material there, I wonder they get stinking. Link to post Share on other sites
Oyuki kigan 0 Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 you have to have the black-socks-and-slippers-while-reading-pseudo-political-slash-nudie-mags-at-the-local-book-store thing going on. Oyaji steez Link to post Share on other sites
cal 6 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 I know some places back home that actually have a magazine rack in the toilets. Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 Quote: Because if I put any reading material there, I wonder they get stinking. Gams: Japan is the air freshener capital of the world. My wife has the spray and stick type in there. The little ones are a little off target at times and we need something to knock out the odor. Current magazine of choice is 松本・安曇野・白馬 るるぶ. Can't find your place in there though Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 You know you're an Oyaji if your wife keeps all the cash cards in her purse, even the one's with your name on them. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 28, 2005 Share Posted October 28, 2005 You know youre an oyaji if you clip your toenails and fingernails at your desk at work you know youre an oyaji if you shave at work with an electric razor you know youre an oyaji if you love oyaji gags Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 29, 2005 Share Posted October 29, 2005 Quote: you know youre an oyaji if you love oyaji gags Not gags mate, my life story. Link to post Share on other sites
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