gamera 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 If you had any of below, you are qualified # Approx.30 or older # Have a big round belly. # Drink a lot without limit - what we call "zaru" # Sneeze terribly # Fart anywhere anytime How many buddies could I have here? Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 You forgot スケベ you スケベおっさん！！ I regret to inform you that I dont fit any of those criteria Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Author Share Posted October 17, 2005 Nah thanks Yamakashi, I expected you would reply the first. Actually I did described like " will turn 30 soon ; glancing at Yamakashi" Coz you described you will turn 30 soon somewhere in this forum. But I thought it might be embarrassing so I deleted it Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Doh You got me! Next month Ill be a 三十路！ 楽しみにしとるぞ！ Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Author Share Posted October 17, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by Yamakashi: Doh You got me! Yep, Yakamashii(やかましい:noisy) Yamakashi Link to post Share on other sites
montoya 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by gamera: # Approx.30 or older # Drink a lot without limit - what we call "zaru" 2 out of 5. do I qualify for the oyaji-discount at your place? Link to post Share on other sites
sakebomb 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Count me in for an oyaji-discount!! Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by gamera: Quote: Originally posted by Yamakashi: Doh You got me! Yep, Yakamahii Yamakashi Ill find this thread in 29 days then But until then Im not an Oyaji, just sukebe Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Im 30ish and fart up a storm Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 5 out of 5. The perfect oyaji!! Prob qualify as a スケベ as well, but you cant relly getinto too much misceeif up here due to lack of people. Link to post Share on other sites
sava 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 # Drink a lot without limit - what we call "zaru" Link to post Share on other sites
lin 0 Posted October 17, 2005 Share Posted October 17, 2005 Does that have some connection to monkey? Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 No lin. Monkey = saru Zaru = basket especially bamboo ones. A bamboo basket can pass water without limit, right? Gotcha? Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by montoya: do I qualify for the oyaji-discount at your place? Quote: Originally posted by sakebomb: Count me in for an oyaji-discount!! Oyajis also love discount! Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Yama: Been thinking over night. Even Oyaji fall into ranks. In your 30s you are still mildy interested in スケベ behaviour, 40s sees this drop off, while Oyaji in the 50s would much rather just have another Shochu. It's all to do with hormones. Years of drowning your testorone with the beer or shochu hormone does this to the good Oyaji. By the age of 60 most oyaji peckers are just valves to release pressure and allow the input of fresh beer and shochu hormones. The good Oyaji has by this time scored a good Mrs. Oyaji who is qute prepared to clean up the mess when the pecker valve opens prior to arrival at the loo. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 >In your 30s you are still mildy interested in スケベ behaviour only mildly? mildly would be, quite a mild understatement Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 May have to break up the 30s into zenhan and kohan. I've just slipped into the kohan. I'm off to Tokyo this Fri night for a night on the town. Great chance to see if the SUKEBE reflexes are still OK. One more for ya. The Oyaji seal gets broken earlier as the years go by. Once that first piss is req'd then it's a trip to the head every 5-10 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites
Karnidge 2 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 30s is oyaji? Wow, I thought you had to be in your 40s+ to get into that bracket! Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by Karnidge: 30s is oyaji? Yep, otherwise I will lost most buddies here, I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by gamera: Quote: Originally posted by Karnidge: 30s is oyaji? Yep, otherwise I will lost most buddies here, I guess. Gamera, should be I would lose most buddies here Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 Uh? Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 Ahhhh... I will "LOSE", not "LOST", it's your point Yama? Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 ああ、すまん、仮定法よ！ Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 yup Link to post Share on other sites
gamera 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 Argh... and "will" and "would" are hard to figure completely. It's not by my own will(意思) if I lose some buddies, so I can't describe " I WOULD lose...." , just "I will lose..." (単純未来) if it's simply mentioning on a present form ? If it's on a past or past perfect form, WOULD works for it, right?? Arrgh... Gomen. complicated Link to post Share on other sites
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