batty 0 Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 ? Mine is "Hello, I have blue eyes". Works every time. Link to post Share on other sites
cheeseman 1 Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 "You look like a Cheesefan? Fancy a nibble of my Edam snacks?" It is a good one I think. Link to post Share on other sites
LiquidX 0 Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Just found this thread......made me chuckle. Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Well it didn't go too well the first time it did it! For pure cornyness i like "I'd better call Heaven and ask them if they are missing an angel." Nice and cheesy! Link to post Share on other sites
kintaro 0 Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 Nai! but I actually heard a guy at some bar in Roppongi tell a girl "You like to party? Well, climb up my leg and have a ball." Cheezy!!! Link to post Share on other sites
SuckaMC 0 Posted May 7, 2003 Share Posted May 7, 2003 "Yo girl... lemme roll up on dat ass!" that's mah shiznizzle... fo real yo! Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 I was hit with a very good chat-up line by a Kate Bush lookalike on my uni English course in a dicso in Manchester. We had been boogeying hard for a number of minutes when she said quite loudly "Let's f**ck". Instead of doing as she suggested, we went out on a few dates, found we had nothing much in common, and didn't actually clinch it. Nowadays, I don't think I'd spoil things with dating if somebody tried that line with me again... Link to post Share on other sites
snowboard_freak 0 Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Your crazy Ocean! Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 I had a similar experience at uni, but was happy to comply Link to post Share on other sites
underpressure 0 Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Shit, I wish that would have happened to me. " title="" src="graemlins/cry.gif" /> Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Sounds like a dream scenario.... Kate Bush, now what is that sexy vixen doing these days? Link to post Share on other sites
proudtobegay 0 Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 Closet gay perhaps, Ocean11? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 I've always vastly preferred closet gays to outed gays. Closet gays usually have something more interesting to talk about than just the tiresome fact that they fancy blokes. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted May 8, 2003 Share Posted May 8, 2003 One of the funniest chat up lines tried on me by an American queer who chased me round a ferry to Europe was "There is something fishy in the state of Denmark". He was trying to impress me with his love of "Shakesper". Fishy, indeed. Link to post Share on other sites
powwwers 0 Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 thats good. "Wanna root?" Link to post Share on other sites
Bowler 0 Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 I usually just go with the 'hey bird, how you doing?' I find it works terribly! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 "ever tripped over a tree stump? How about a root?" No, seriously, I do not chat up. Never chatted up. My best chat up line is usually "I don't chat up girls. You are going to have to chat me up". It has worked. My 100% never fail is being in a gay bar on a sunday morning after everyone has had a trashed night aout and have not gone home. Said to a girl: "Hi, I am straight". Well, don't be that direct, but at some stage make it known and it never fails. 100% strike rate. Link to post Share on other sites
Fattwins 0 Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Never used a line I dont find they work very well. I always found dancing with a bird gave youa better chance. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 One of my best ever lines has been "I'm about to throw up". I then proceeded to throw up. In a nightclub. Amazingly, 2 nights later the lass and I in question > we were a couple. I'm not sure if I'd recommend it, special case I think Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Did you also use the excuse "Musta been a bad pint like"? Link to post Share on other sites
xxx 2 Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Awesome technique Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 My opening attempt at conversation with my current (and now rather LT GF) was quote: "hey, you're that girl". That struck up a very long all night chat at the bar but it wasn't really a pick up line as there was a delay of approx 3 month before we were in the sack. Link to post Share on other sites
jared 0 Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Heres one for the the gay men out there... at the bar "can I push your stool in"? now the decision to push "add reply" or "back". umm Link to post Share on other sites
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