Peetan 10 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Argh, had that with the dried squid otsumame last night. Look, it smells and tastes like a mummified dick. There's no way I'm going to change my mind about it. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 And how, pray tell, do u know the smell and flavour of a mummified penis? Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 He asked you. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 talking at the mirror again Thursday? Link to post Share on other sites
Peetan 10 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 And how, pray tell, do u know the smell and flavour of a mummified penis? I spent all my college money on beer and there was a museum nearby. Guy's gotta eat! Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 And how, pray tell, do u know the smell and flavour of a mummified penis? I spent all my college money on beer and there was a museum nearby. Guy's gotta eat! Fairy muff Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 The noise oyajis make while sucking on a sweetie.....is there any need to make all that lip smacking, slurping n sucking noise?!? Link to post Share on other sites
Metabo Oyaji 71 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Someday, when you are a TubbyOyaji, you will understand. Link to post Share on other sites
HighlyTrainedNovaTeacher 2 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 But they don't seem to do that back home. Link to post Share on other sites
HighlyTrainedNovaTeacher 2 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 Not intentionally anyway! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 That's 'cos the NHS dentures would come off at the first chew. Oyagis in Japan still have their own teeth. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Even worse an excuse for their big beak like slurping Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Oyagis in Japan still have their own teeth. You sure about that? Link to post Share on other sites
snowdude 44 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 They may have their own teeth here, but not sure which I would prefer, have my own teeth which are all brown and rotted away like 90% of the Oyajis here or have a nice shiny set of clean white false teeth like most oldies back home have! Think I would go for the falsys if it ever got to that! Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 They can of course cap or crown them, but why? Oyagi don't need to look good. They need to be very annoying. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Oyagis in Japan still have their own teeth. You sure about that? Nope. Just made it up. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 The attitude of tons of shop/restaurant staff in this country. Once you know the high standards in places like Japan, it's very annoying. People who don't know anything else don't find it as annoying. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Yeah hate that. You even have to go pick up your own pint at the bar. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 and if you've queued for half an hour for the checkout and the girl at the checkout is a Muslim, she can refuse to serve you if you have pork or beer products. Disgraceful. Link to post Share on other sites
snowdude 44 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 and if you've queued for half an hour for the checkout and the girl at the checkout is a Muslim, she can refuse to serve you if you have pork or beer products. Disgraceful. Is that for real? If that happened to me I would most likely empty the contents over her tell her to go get f#"!ed and walk out. That is absolutely disgraceful for sure. That must be the UK your talking about. Customer service back home sucks big time. How I see it if a muslim wants to follow their culture then they should bloody well stay in their own country. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 it's for real. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2527820/Marks-Spencer-tells-Muslim-staff-CAN-refuse-serve-customers-buying-alcohol-pork.html Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 and if you've queued for half an hour for the checkout and the girl at the checkout is a Muslim, she can refuse to serve you if you have pork or beer products. Disgraceful. Is that for real? If that happened to me I would most likely empty the contents over her tell her to go get f#"!ed and walk out. That is absolutely disgraceful for sure. That must be the UK your talking about. Customer service back home sucks big time. How I see it if a muslim wants to follow their culture then they should bloody well stay in their own country. Settle down Adolf! Back to their own country?! You are aware that Islam is a religion and not a nationality.....right?! So which country should THEY go back to? Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 the island of Japan Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Only if they've been censed an their ancestors have been insulted along with Adam Goodes can they come to the island of japan Link to post Share on other sites
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