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Looks familiar but cant place a name to it. Will put on my thinking cap

Tsugaike Kogen

That it is. Named after (and co-developed by the owners of) Hunter Mountain ski area in New York, USA.   Over to you, Muikabochi.

Boom Tish material

 

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu'

 

Dyslexic man walks into a bra''

 

I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?'' I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays''

 

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.

 

Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

 

Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.

 

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

 

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: ''Pint please, and one for the road.''

 

I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.

 

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

 

saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.

 

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

 

There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''

 

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that

 

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''

 

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

 

I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.

 

I went down the local supermarket, I said, ''I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it'', he said, "Those are pickled onions''.

 

I backed a horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.

 

I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said ''may contain nuts.'' Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for! You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!''

 

I said to this train driver ''I want to go to Paris". He said ''Eurostar?'' I said, ''I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin''.

 

I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.

 

I tried water polo but my horse drowned

 

A seal walks into a club..

 

:bumtish:

 

 

 

 

Not there either, I'm afraid.

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