thursday 1 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 if she is not obese, then it's probably a medical condition. However, if she is a tub of lard, then it's just the perspiration from the effort of lugging the tub of lard around. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Or a yeast infection. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 good reason to keep one's flange clean at all costs. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday if she is not obese, then it's probably a medical condition. However, if she is a tub of lard, then it's just the perspiration from the effort of lugging the tub of lard around. Granted she has a few extra pounds but certainly not a tub-o-goo. It very well could be medical...in fact, it really must be. I'm an old hockey player and there ain't nothin that reeks like hockey gear but this chicks funk smells like..like....umm...illness. Hopefully, she gets a prescription. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 surgery for the overproducing glands. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Chriselle, poor girl could have a real health drama. Rach, agree! I had a non deodorant wearing young male in front of me on the Singapore-Perth flight last night. It started out with a reasonably fresh BO smell, quite peppery, wafting back every time he put his arm around his girlfriend. But by the time we were landing in Perth I was chewing fresh pieces of peppermint gum every 20 minutes or so to keep the scent dulled to a point of not making me gag. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 Originally Posted By: Mamabear Chriselle, poor girl could have a real health drama. Rach, agree! I had a non deodorant wearing young male in front of me on the Singapore-Perth flight last night. It started out with a reasonably fresh BO smell, quite peppery, wafting back every time he put his arm around his girlfriend. But by the time we were landing in Perth I was chewing fresh pieces of peppermint gum every 20 minutes or so to keep the scent dulled to a point of not making me gag. Update....The young co-worker took the day off with "sore shoulders" complaining she couldn't raise her arms. Oh the drama. Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Originally Posted By: Chriselle Update....The young co-worker took the day off with "sore shoulders" complaining she couldn't raise her arms. Oh the drama. Probably a good thing if she has stinky pits as well. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 depending on how she took the bullying, she may have done something to herself. Best to have a female colleague check on her tonight. Ask her if she needs something from the shops or something like that. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I say this because I once had a colleague who took herself out over a very trivial matter. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I usualy smell of lovely clean sexy male pheromones. But when I am a bit smelly, I know it. Would be awful to not know. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 crass ja nai MB! There are some great slang names for women's bits I never use deodourant.......and sometimes I smell well spicy!! Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday depending on how she took the bullying, she may have done something to herself. Best to have a female colleague check on her tonight. Ask her if she needs something from the shops or something like that. Love it when Thursdays human side peaks through This is actually not a bad idea. Lost two seventeen year olds last year - one from the boys school who thought he had stuffed the mock exams for final year, and the other the nephew of a close lifelong friend, suffered his depression in silence. It is always better to be safe, checking up on people with silly excuses, than regret it later. If she is not at work in the morning someone needs to call her. Link to post Share on other sites
panhead_pete 27 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Could she have been dead all this time hence the smell? Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Originally Posted By: panhead_pete Could she have been dead all this time hence the smell? Or just rotten amniotic fluid? Originally Posted By: kumi koda When women turn 35, their amniotic fluid goes rotten, so I'd like them to have a child by 35 Link to post Share on other sites
mitchpee 10 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Originally Posted By: Mamabear Originally Posted By: thursday depending on how she took the bullying, she may have done something to herself. Best to have a female colleague check on her tonight. Ask her if she needs something from the shops or something like that. Love it when Thursdays human side peaks through This is actually not a bad idea. Lost two seventeen year olds last year - one from the boys school who thought he had stuffed the mock exams for final year, and the other the nephew of a close lifelong friend, suffered his depression in silence. It is always better to be safe, checking up on people with silly excuses, than regret it later. If she is not at work in the morning someone needs to call her. I try to be as friendly as I can in person. Just never know how one very rude comment can affect a random stranger. Just not worth it. Thursday, good comment I agree. Maybe tell her it's something you just noticed today. I think if someone thinks it is just a daily thing she would maybe start a habitual cleaning up. It would be less likely to really upset her if it was just say a temporary thing in her mind, but it would bring about consciousness to it and possibly stop it forever. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 I agree....The girl is super embarrassed and actually took today off. There was no bullying at all other than the comments we all have in our minds. For me, it's kind of a situation like if you have a big booger hanging out of your nose, or some ketchup on your chin, or left your fly open....someone should be decent enough to tell you....and I will tell you. The thing is no one would have told her and even though they might act normal around her she would always be the girl that has a horrible funk. I would want to know and I would thank the person that told me. Sure I'd be embarrassed but that's life. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I have a mate who has body odour problems that came over to Japan last year. Suggested that he should bring some deodorant over as Japan gets a bit humid, and people get sweaty and stinky. He didn't take the hint. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 Originally Posted By: RobBright I have a mate who has body odour problems that came over to Japan last year. Suggested that he should bring some deodorant over as Japan gets a bit humid, and people get sweaty and stinky. He didn't take the hint. That buddy is fair game then for some ribbing...especially if he really is a buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I can't think of any time that I would use the word "buddy". It just doesn't hang right. All right, mate? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 Originally Posted By: big-will I can't think of any time that I would use the word "buddy". It just doesn't hang right. All right, mate? I feel the same way about "mate".....reminds me of Wild Kingdom.. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Wild Kingdom? Is that a theme park? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads Wild Kingdom? Is that a theme park? Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.....too young I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Well she's been off 2 days now. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 8, 2010 Author Share Posted December 8, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday Well she's been off 2 days now. Yep, we are a little concerned but others have talked with her earlier today. Link to post Share on other sites
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