rach 1 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 OK on Sunday evening I was out in town with some friends and needed the toilets badly. Undortunately the ladies was closed (?) so I had to use the mens toilets. That in itself was rather offputting, but I had no real choice and the place was a clean and expensive restaurant. One thing I noticed. Guys - when you're standing doing your thing, doesn't your equipment mean that you can actually aim? Looking at the puddles around each of the urinals on the way out, the evidence says otherwise. Was that restaurant just full of men who can't aim proper, or is that the norm? Disgusting! Link to post Share on other sites
gerard 6 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Originally Posted By: rach Guys - when you're standing doing your thing, doesn't your equipment mean that you can actually aim? Yes you can aim. I know what you mean and I don't know what's with that. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Pretty much the norm rach. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Though may I add, some of us are perfectly good aims. Link to post Share on other sites
Endless Winter 0 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 It's the ojii-sans fault. They are terribly inaccurate because they are already half comatose and clueless. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 apparently you should see some of the toilets the models use in a fashion show venue. Link to post Share on other sites
Fossil 0 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 One american urinal company features a fly painted into the enamel of its urinals to give men something to aim at. Perhaps little pictures on politicians could be stuck on new urinals Link to post Share on other sites
veronica 2 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I think I'd rather not see that. Poor you rach! Link to post Share on other sites
snowdude 44 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I know what you mean, I have to say my aim is spot on, but although I am male it does annoy me too when I see puddles where puddles shouldn't be! But then that's life!! Link to post Share on other sites
bobby12 0 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 The puddle thing is kind of a vicious circle: Puddle on floor = men step back further = puddle gets bigger... Even with no puddle, some men step back just out of habit or because they dont trust their eyes. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 didn't you play that game in school? Who can shoot highest Link to post Share on other sites
spook 0 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 if toilets are kept immaculate or at least semi-clean it seems to be that blokes make more of an effort to keep it that way but when they're already grubby no one seems to care... i agree with bobby12's vicious circle theory here's an interesting toilet with one way glass Link to post Share on other sites
alexeiw123 2 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 well i so happen to have a very good aim so i do my bit in keeping it clean, however it's easier to aim with a rifle than a handgun.. if you know what I mean haha i'm only playing around Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 stop playing with your handgun then. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I hate it when i dribble wee on my pants.. Link to post Share on other sites
echineko 1 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 It sounds very difficult, but I think sometimes they are good at aiming it! Link to post Share on other sites
bobby12 0 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I bought some light grey suit trousers and soon regretted it when i found that dribble shows on it. I never wear them now, or if i do i only piss sitting down "number-2-style". This reminds me of a great ad I saw on the shinkansen for super absorbant pants aimed at oyajis that cant control their dribbles. i took a photo of it and will post it tonight, stay tuned... Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 I agree Rach, toilets at home aren't exactly the nicest but there are a lot less puddles around the bottom of the urinals. I don't know how Japanese dudes miss so much, especially when you see how close they stand to the urinal. You should get some of the She-pee thingys Rach then you can try it out for yourself! Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 They don't come with sights attached Rach. You would never understand. Too much pressure. ' I've got to get it all in that tiny hole, all the way down there.?' Give me a tree any day. (or night, preferably) Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Originally Posted By: echineko but I think sometimes they are good at aiming it! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Would echi be some kind of homing beacon? Link to post Share on other sites
Sciclone 2 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 If I went to that one-way glass toilet, I'd get massive stage fright.... All it takes is a hair and you've got a splitter to try controlling, but if I miss/get splash back from too much pressure, I'll usually clean it up. I'm a little neurotic about clean toilets. Probably why I go down the elevator to another floor with less traffic.. There's about 100 guys using 3 toilets on my level so it can get pretty horrid. Link to post Share on other sites
spook 0 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Originally Posted By: Mantas Give me a tree any day. (or night, preferably) yep, i like to pee in the garden. plus you don't need to flush which is important in these times of water shortages Link to post Share on other sites
Hokkaidough 4 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 How about recycling? Link to post Share on other sites
nzlegend 1 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Originally Posted By: Mantas Too much pressure. actually a lack of pressure is often the culprit, like a garden hose when its at high pressure its a clean straight stream and that is easy to direct, BUT when the pressure is low just like garden hose the stream isn't clean and straight it's more of a sprinkler effect. Men with prostate troubles have very low pressure so that a likely culprit for old men to be spraying. Also it can happen to any guy right at the end of the urination when the pressure drops off from the initial flow and a sprinkle can occasionally happen this is compounded by the urethra opening having stretch a lot during a stiffy so when its flaccid there is "slack" and not a clean sharp edge like a hose. So there you have it Rach. its not such a simple operation as woman would like to think its - many factors come into play. speaking of urinals, although you might have noticed the puddles I have noticed when going to the toilet that quite a few Japanese guys get extraordinarily close to the urinal like they are trying to hump it. Are they are afraid the guy at the neighbouring one will see the teeny dingaling? or are they just very well trained and concerned about making puddles? Link to post Share on other sites
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