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it's time for the Friday Joke

 

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.

 

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

 

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

 

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

 

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying at the side of the road and pulls over.

 

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong? "I feel

terrible, "he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

 

The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

 

She walks over to the dead rabbit, bends down and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

 

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

 

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again;

 

He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves and repeats this again and again, until he hops off out of sight.

 

The man is astonished.

 

He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

 

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

 

 

It says..... Are you ready for this?

 

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Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave
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Originally Posted By: stemik
it's time for the Friday Joke

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying at the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong? "I feel
terrible, "he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the dead rabbit, bends down and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again;

He hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves and repeats this again and again, until he hops off out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.


It says..... Are you ready for this?

Click to reveal..
Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave


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That was a good one stemik
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This is Perth...

 

School holidays as in 2 week break (well in our case 2 and a half weeks).

 

The July winter holidays between Term 2(semester 1) and term 3 (semester 2).

 

Kids finish at lunchtime today and go back to school on Wednesday 23rd July. Thankfully from the 12th to the 20th the older two will be in NZ, and the younger 2 will be in Ski School at Falls Creek. That gives me a few days of time with my hubby, and on the snow - so it wont be all bad! ;-)

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Fat Bob doesn't seem too impressed by Thursday!

 

Quote:
Thursday I don't care about you

 

Thursday doesn't even start

 

Thursday, never looking back

 

Thursday - watch the walls instead

 

Thursday I don't care about you

 

Thursday doesn't even start

 

lol

 

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Friday Joke

 

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.

The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''

 

 

And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.

 

 

 

He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''

 

 

And she says,

 

 

 

''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''

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