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A Japanese speed-eating champion's title could be at risk because he is suffering from an arthritic jaw.

 

Takeru Kobayashi, 29, had been aiming for a seventh consecutive win at the annual 4 July US hot dog eating competition on Coney Island, Brooklyn.

 

But this week Kobayashi, dubbed "Tsunami", said he was in so much pain he could barely open his mouth.

 

The champion, who only weighs 11st 11lb (75kg), last year ate a then record 53.75 frankfurters in 12 minutes.

 

But Kobayashi's hopes of defending his coveted Yellow Mustard Belt at Nathan's Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest next month now look in doubt.

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75kg? How can he eat all that and not get fat? He must do "training" I would think.

 

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Not that it matters, it's all very silly and whats the word I'm looking for - distasteful.

 

 

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while i agree that eating compeititons and the sight of obese people stuffing their faces is distasteful, this man is the metaphoric david of the competitive eating world, taking on the big boys and winning against all odds.

everyone should climb down from their high horse and salute this underdog champion!

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It takes a real athlete to be able to expand your stomach to that degree and not explode. I've seen his contests, they are just amazing.

 

Just as amazing was the last contest I saw on J-TV. 2 petite girls each ate about 13 Kobe steaks washed down with beer. Delicious. They beat this retired sumo guy. Being a retired sumo guy, I suspect you only eat and not do the pushing.

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 Originally Posted By: SirJibAlot
I think there should be a clorox drinking contest....that's a REAL man's contest.


tha reminded me of one of my favorite Dead Milkmen songs

DEAD MILKMEN LYRICS

"Bleach Boys"

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys
Trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies
With no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate's shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?
In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chugalug bleach
No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk
I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
I wanna die with Clorox within reach

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where midgets run for mayor
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinking bleach is my way of winning

Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
In a world where welders own our schools
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
I am so bored!
I am so bored!
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