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Lots of cloudy looking humid weather early on this morning  

High of 26 forecast for today, after a cool overnight. I like that.

It all melted?!?     Clear here too.

True, in fact the only reason I have any is because we have a very small pond next to my house, and frogs always find their way their even although the river is a fair way off. I keep on emptying it but it'll fill up with rainwater and the frogs will move back.

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Apples, plums and mating dragonflies. Autumn is here, that's official.

 

"Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness,

close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;

Conspiring with him how to load and bless

with fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves run;

To bend with apples the moss’d cottage-trees,

and fill all fruit with ripeness to the core;

to swell the gourd, and plump the hazel shells

with a sweet kernel; to set budding more,

And still more, later flowers for the bees,

until they think warm days will never cease,

For Summer has o’er-brimm’d their clammy cells."

 

Keats.

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"America is in mourning. Alex, the African Grey parrot who was smarter than the average US president, has died at the relatively tender age of 31. He could count to six, identify colours, understand concepts such as bigger and smaller, and had a vocabulary of 150 words. To his supporters he was proof that the phrase "bird brain" should be expunged from the dictionary.

 

'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' Choir Invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"

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