damian 0 Posted July 8, 2006 Share Posted July 8, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by 1: "What is the average size of mens penis in the US?" A: Considerably bigger than the Anglo Saxon average thanks to 200 years of black slavery. Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 I hope this is apocryphal, spud, and not based on statistically meaningful experience. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by soubriquet: I hope this is apocryphal, spud, and not based on statistically meaningful experience. I have seen things on the internet. Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 That confirms my suspicion about the location of the US Government's intelligence. Link to post Share on other sites
chop 0 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 you know the fish is raw? or you can use chop sticks? Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 I really like to tell myself that I was never on (my mothers) tit. I was on the bottle, yes I was. I have a t-shirt printed on which is printed instructions on how to use chopsticks. I bought it at uniqlo last year. ps --soub, I think chop was citing some dumb q's he's been asked, and wasn't jibbing at you. Link to post Share on other sites
chop 0 Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 Hey soub, sorry it was no jib, just reflecting. Link to post Share on other sites
maoriboy 0 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 I was asked by a guy from Texas if New Zealand had electricity yet. AND he was totally serious about it. I just played along and told him about all the stuff we didnt have. He was amazed until he saw everyone else at the party pissing themselves laughing. He doesnt like me anymore Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by chop: Hey soub, sorry it was no jib, just reflecting. No problem. Just getting hold of the wrong end of the stick, again Link to post Share on other sites
klingon 10 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 It sounds like he deserved it, maoriboy. I've been asked so many dumb things, it's hard to pick out one. Quite a few of the above though. Link to post Share on other sites
echineko 1 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 It was in Hakuba. Link to post Share on other sites
rezinate 0 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig: are your pubes the same colour as your hair? haha, a Japanese girl asked me this question once....i told her there was only one way to find out!! to cut a long story short, thats the only time ive slept with a married woman. Link to post Share on other sites
rezinate 0 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 one of my favourites is "So is New Zealand really the capitol of Australia?" another great one im sure youve all heard... "do u laiku dogsu?" (i always reply that yes, they are very tasty). of course, u can probably blame me for some of their dumb questions...... Its amazing how many believe me when I tell em I work as a 'shooer' in Australia. You know, I stand near the road near the harbour bridge, and shoo the kangaroos away! Link to post Share on other sites
giggsy 0 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 do u laiku dogsu What does that mean then (do you like dogs?) I hope one day soon to go and get asked lots of silly questions. Link to post Share on other sites
kintaro 0 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Not the most ridiculous question but a common stupid question I recieve is "So why are you left handed then?" Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 The answer to that one is simple: "..just to annoy you". I tried that on mumble mumble once, and she went ballistic. Link to post Share on other sites
happyhappy 0 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Not ridiculous as such, but I always feel a little strange when people ask "When will you go home?" Link to post Share on other sites
Davo 1 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 To which you can reply "Just as soon as I've had my fill of the women". Girls, you can try this one too for even a stranger reaction. Link to post Share on other sites
Kumapix 0 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 'Do you have a lover?' by an OL in front of the whole board of education when I first arrived in Japan many years ago. I later found out that she meant 'girlfriend' not 'lover'. Link to post Share on other sites
bushpig 0 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Maybe she was actually asking you if you had a rubber Kuma Missed opportunity perhaps... Link to post Share on other sites
rezinate 0 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Ive always found it funny (and a little exciting) when a girl asks "do you want to play with me"? not as amusing as when a (japanese) boy asks though. Probably not amusing at all coming from a big black guy i imagine. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Quote: when a girl asks "do you want to play with me"? So... when does that happen then? Link to post Share on other sites
yamayamayama 2 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 "Do you think humans will destroy themselves?" - implying that as a gainin I would know better than the Japanese questioner. Maybe not the maddest but silly all the same. Link to post Share on other sites
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