Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 ouch, ouch, ouch!! Woman!! Wheres my ice? Woman, wheres my shochu?? Woman?!?! はようせ-や！ Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Ocean, I hope you're not feeling too grungy tonight and tomorrow. We'll all be thinking about you.... Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 Thank you, thank you, one and all. All done now. Gosh that did rather hurt. Thought I would throw up and pass out. Didn't though. Just broke out into a hot sweat and huffed and puffed a lot. Link to post Share on other sites
sakebomb 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Congratulations？ Good to hear you made it through. So I guess tonight will be a quite one relaxing and watching some porn!! Link to post Share on other sites
muikabochi 208 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Do you feel like a different, er, man? Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Sorry to hear about the pain, glad you're OK. I hope Mrs Ocean will make you a nice cup of tea in appreciation. Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 What's the recovery time on that sort of thing? When you going to be back in the saddle? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 I got a nice cup of coffee. My voice hasn't got higher. Apparently I can go for a run tomorrow if I wish, if'n my cobblers aren't orange-size. I'm told I have up to 10 live rounds in the magazine, and thereafter I start firing blanks. So I'll be working the trigger pretty hard over the next few days to be getting my money's worth! I hope that wasn't more than you wanted to know, slow. Men's talk, y'know. Dirty lot. Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 More than I want to know Everytime I see you posting over the next few days I'm going have a vision of your avatar servicing himself Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 I wouldn't go putting too many rounds down range this early on. You might blow blood. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 Yes, that thought did give me pause. That and aching vas. No noticeable swelling, bruising, or pus yet. Early night tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
slow 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Men's talk, dirty dirty. I hope you have a good night's sleep. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 whuh. what did we say? Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by slow: Men's talk, dirty dirty. but slow, we just talk dirty; girls ARE dirty - and I dont mean playing outside in a sandbox dirty either Glad to hear it went well O11 Did they put you under or just local anasthetics? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 Just a local. Seemed just to cover the nerves in my scrotum and nothing else. I didn't feel like running home afterwards either. All good today. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Those gonads getting grungy yet? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 Just been dabbing a little iodine on my scar. Ting-a-ling! Pulling the gauze tape off brought a little tear to my eye and left the gonads a bit grungy looking too. Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Quote: I'm told I have up to 10 live rounds in the magazine, and thereafter I start firing blanks Use them wisely. ("Every sperm is sacred, every sperm in good ... Monty Python) Link to post Share on other sites
soubriquet 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Share Posted October 19, 2005 Quote: Originally posted by Ocean11: I'm told I have up to 10 live rounds in the magazine, and thereafter I start firing blanks. I hope you're not getting your advice from the Vatican here. I hope you are going to have a sperm test before trying out the update. These things can, and do go wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 19, 2005 Author Share Posted October 19, 2005 I have two glass vials on my desk soubs, one of iodine and an empty one. Link to post Share on other sites
sushi-scoffer 0 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 If they go wrong do you get your money back I wonder? Or do you have to be ripped open again? Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted October 20, 2005 Share Posted October 20, 2005 Glad to hear it went well. I hate operations (have had 4 in my life) and was always put under for them. Got sick afterwards everytime Not fun. Hope youre back to your usual shenanigans (whew, had to look that sucker up ) soon Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 So you didn't get the "size of oranges" thing going on then? Link to post Share on other sites
misorano 1 Posted October 23, 2005 Share Posted October 23, 2005 Been meaing to ask. How many little O11's did it take to convince you to get the cut? Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 > If they go wrong do you get your money back I wonder? Or do you have to be ripped open again? That's no, and yes. Some few people get leaky pipes which is said to hurt. I believe it would hurt. > So you didn't get the "size of oranges" thing going on then? No. My nutsack did take on the colour of roast beef for a few days with superficial bruising, but I bruise very easily. Still have a bit of tenderness around there, but nothing too awful. > Hope youre back to your usual shenanigans Not completely, but making progress. > How many little O11's did it take to convince you to get the cut? Just the one. > How much does this kind of thing cost? 50,000 yen where I got it done, although other places charge more than double that. It isn't covered by NHI, so doctors are free to set their own prices. I chose the cheapest one, and I'm not sorry I did. > Did anyone buy him a donught ring to sit on for a day or 2?? Doughnut rings have not been necessary. The actual incision is on the front of the nutsack rather than the underside, so sitting down is not affected. Link to post Share on other sites
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