Ocean11 0 Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Why do forum trolls invariably use the same little formula when they out themselves...? Are there templates available somewhere for download? Link to post Share on other sites
jared 0 Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 Yes Try here http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=950214 sample "Determining how to best troll your audience. The most obvious choice would be the Right Wing Maniac. The RWM is a die-hard conservative - since the rest of the Internet is liberal, the RWM model is perfect for trolling. People will become enraged when they read a carefully crafted RWM troll and will quickly waste brainpower typing an inflammatory reply. Another model is the Left Wing Maniac. Should the two ever meet, it would be the Armageddon of flame wars. The LWM is somewhat less popular than the RWM since he's ultra-liberal; people will tend to agree with his ideas - legalising marijuana, support of anarchy, etc. etc. You don't want people to agree with you; that defeats the whole purpose of the troll! But, as evidenced by our beloved gun control nodes, the LWM can be a valuable trolling asset as well. " Link to post Share on other sites
mfurmane 0 Posted May 18, 2005 Share Posted May 18, 2005 wow! this is a joke right? weird. Link to post Share on other sites
7-11 2 Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 What are you talking about? Link to post Share on other sites
connackers 0 Posted May 20, 2005 Share Posted May 20, 2005 Are there a lot of trolls out there? Are they like those computer programs that invade games and steal all the good stuff from online players? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 believe it, we are here to protect the internet from said trolls. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Thursday is the only troll around here. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Does he live under the bridge? where does that phrase come from anyway? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 nah he is about 3 foot tall, has wild pink hair, big bug eyes and a pot belly Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 This is on a good day. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Originally Posted By: kokodoko This is on a good day. hey Thursday Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 hey! when did you take my pic? Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 unbelievable ... Koko, There's 2 of them in our toilet downstairs, one blue and the other pink. apparently it belongs to my wife and her brother. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I never had a troll doll I was too old.. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 you don't need one, just look in the mirror Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 23, 2009 Share Posted November 23, 2009 not enough hair! Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 I have hair. I just cut it real short.. and some of it is grey. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Hair is overrated....I just had to spend 3 hours last night de-lousing my 10yr old who picked up nits from school!! YUK! I tried to fire up the clippers and give him a Kojak - but the stupid things were broken! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 I'd rather have hair than not. That way I have a choice. Link to post Share on other sites
gareth_oau 2 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 I started shaving my head about 4 years ago - If I was going to go bald, i'm gunna do it under my terms and conditions!!! (me being a pratt at Charlotte Pass) Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Quick, hide your stash, its Kojak! Link to post Share on other sites
gareth_oau 2 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 stash of lollipops? Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 shh... dont tell.. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Originally Posted By: Mamabear Hair is overrated.... That is usually the comment from people who have none! I'm quite happy to have some, to need to wash it occasionally, run the fingers through it (sorry comb it) occasionally and get it cut every couple of months. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 chupa chaps Link to post Share on other sites
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