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misorano

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  1. Davo, Did you get a severance package?
  2. You know you're an Oyaji if you reflect on past scores, but all the names are blanks and the only way you remember them is by giving them nicknames to remind you ("Big bitch in the spa", "on the washing machine" etc)
  3. Quote: Maybe it mean shouting is 効果的 Echineko: 効果的indeed. Japan needs better noise pollution laws.
  4. If you have a log on password set up. Why not just log off. Start -> Log Off
  5. You know you're an Oyaji if a big feed of chahan at lunch leaves you sleepy and you need to catch 40 winks. (Back in a bit)
  6. You know you're an Oyaji if you think male bonding is when the letters and bills are stuck together.
  7. You know you're an Oyaji if you meet a babe in a bar and rather than spending the night with her, you wonder if you'll make it back before closing.
  8. You know you're an Oyaji if on the rare ocassion you wake up and the tent pole's up, you think "christ, I'd better hide this from the wife"
  9. One of the first steps to becoming an Oyaji is the realization that you are not invincible. One must then deal with this unfortunate fact by disinfecting any stray testerone with alcohol (the rougher the better). Once this is achieved, all women become equal and even the most bulldog face battle axes are deemed suitable for the Oyaji's amorous desires. Most young-uns don't get to this stage until at least their 30s. There must be a series of questions somewhere along the lines of "You know you're an Oyaji if ..." or is that a new thread?
  10. Good old Fungi Pizza is my fav. Cheese / Tomato / Mushrooms and fresh pepper. Mind you, that Tandoori Chicken Pizza the other day at Gravity Works was pretty good too (eh Gams)
  11. You may want to try having a humidifyer (sp - Kashituki) in your room when you sleep. I used to wake up with a sore throat all the time, but we got one to help one of our kids who gets Krupe. Since we've been using them I haven't had a problem at all (and been getting way less colds).
  12. Quote: now, when is the Y30000 lift pass lottery drawn? Successful folks are let know on about Nov 5th. Unsuccessful should know by about Nov 15th
  13. Been meaing to ask. How many little O11's did it take to convince you to get the cut?
  14. If anyone is coming to Hakuba then head to the Bakery at A-Coop. The long french bread there is great (best I've had in Japan, even my folks from NZ thought it was something special). Only get the fresh baked stuff, not the commerical loaves on the side.
  15. Quote: Bob woke up starvin', nothin in the fridj, ran up to the conbini and bought 2 eggs and some tomato sauce (ketchup). Rounding the corner on the way home hit a guy " Smack". All and sundry bowled over. The guy helped Bob to his feet and said, "Don't worry mate, it wouldn't have lived anyway, it's eyes are too far apart." Don't get it! (Bit slow)
  16. The mountains around Hakuba all have snow on them. Not quite down to the Ski fields.
  17. Quote: Got 4 out of 5 I have not got the Big round belly YET!
  18. Isn't it the latest form of Happoshu? You know where they change the level of hops etc to get around the tax laws.
  19. Not a title but in the body: Please be aware that if your foreskin is already tight or if your erection is already too hard and causes discomfort, you should consult the advice of your doctor before taking these pills, as the extra size could cause added discomfort
  20. Toque, Sorry mate. Just been up to Hakuba Oike. Looked white this AM but once I got up there there was nothing. Great Day though.
  21. FT: Did the Happo./SK pass have the 1,000pass limit on it last year? I'm worried that everything will sell out and I'll be too late to buy elsewhere. Goryu/47 is like my last back up.
  22. So he floats! All the better to thrown him in the river before the stoning.
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