Telleboy

Im glad I dont live in the big cities. Me and the missus walk around in the raw all day so were OK but the dogs having a rough time with the heat as it her first summer ever, think Im gonna have to shave her.

Im not a snowboarder anymore but all I can say about gear is I go with the tried and trusted stuff.I test rode for Burton back in 97 when they were finishing the designing of the new step in binding,I asked them for a pair of the old conventional strap in binding cos whenever I was back country they always broke,cant afford to have that happen when your mile from nowhere, but in saying that, gear is tried and tested way before and under extreme conditions along time before it hits the shops.Blowup liners sound way comfortable, just dont know if I could trust their lenght of life.My advice, sti

I know I got asked if I could teach last winter at goryu/47, Iimori and happo just because I lived around the area and they wanted somebody who could teach skiing as well as telemarking or snowboarding. Unfortunatly you miss out on too many powder days as an instructor so I sent the wife off to work and free skied.

I know Grandad got his foreskin taken off when he went to fight in Egypt in WWII.He hated the pommy docter that did it but the said if he still had it, it would have been hell in the desert,As if it wasn`t any way.When I was born he said to mum "Get the boys taken off too" Bloodly glad mum never listened to him.

I dont like to think I`m hard or soft but when the old man rang up and said "your dog died last night" had to shed a few for the old man.Best pig hunting dog I ever had.He was 18 when he when.Pure breed black and tan foxy,f**kin cool dog, wouldnt take shit from anybody but was the biggest softy when it came to hugs and rubs.But now have a little girl dog,half husky,half sheeba,sooo cute,think Im gonna cry again.

I agree,whats happening to all those boat people theyre holding in those inhuman camps in queensland?In nz its too expensive for us poor kiwi boys to buy land,thats why the brainy ones move over seas, this is aussie in the future,lets keep thing realistic, and lets keep people out of concentration camps.There must be a better way

My typing teacher always gave me shit for my super low voice,yep I put it down to all those cigys. P.S.my typing teacher was a bitch

Hey Manda, wish you a good trip there dude, drink lots of that good canadian brew.

Yeah dude,Isport a Canadian flag and a Kiwi flag where ever I go.People always seem to come up to me and say "Hey man your obviously not a Seppo" Damn right I show who my origins are!!

Me and a good mate from Calgary are just sitting down,crackin a beer to celebrate,Im half canadian so it a good excuse to down a few.Oh yeah,its the old ladys birthday today so got to have a few more for her.

got me a fujifilm f420, so basic to use any tool can handle it.The software is really easy too.

use em for picking up my dogs crap,she does that alot.We can use them for gomi bags here in the boondocks and noone cares.

That is simply disgusting.We have a cool beer flavoured ice cream in NZ put out by Speights brewery and Deep South ice cream company,that rocks

Cheers man,any airline company better than the rest or cheaper?unfortunatly we are the company so any divvys got to be paid are buy me,gonna be broke after this move.

went for my first trip to rappongi last summer, saw a head shop,thought Id check it out,HOLD THE PHONES! theyre still selling mushys in there.Thought theyre illegal? been goin back since.

Were coming to the end of our stay with not visa extentions in sight and have to fly us,our crap,and the dog to chile.Any hints on cheap ways to get the dog there.I know theres no quarintene recs in chile but not too sure about flying the dog,had all sorts of different stories from airlines.Anyone done it to another country?

One thing that struck me when I started to work at Jomo was "Is there a single brain cell among these numbnuts?".There were some young cool kids there but anyone working there over the age 25 was just a meat head.The forecourt manager harrassed me to chase the cars out of the station shouting "Arigato gozaimashita" as loud as I could.Did it once, went screw this,never again.strangest gas service I`ve ever experianced.

Too right about the winds,gonna make a good "Hot Box"

Only place Ive found a frozen pie was in Costco in Tokyo.Only thing is theyre ozzy chicken pies,not the good `ol kiwi steak and cheese pie

My first job in Japan,beleive it or not was a Jomo gas stand in Niigata city!! worked there for 9 months cos I didnt want to teach english (the wife did that) so I scored a job from a teacher who worked with my wife and was shaggin the owner of 3 jomo stations, Fu**in hated it.Yeah they give you yelling lessons,good for my japanese though.boss used to take me out and get me twisted 2x a week.good conections as the dude was a yak.

sat on the couch all day playing Gran Theft Auto Vice City with a mate, harrassed the dog for a while,passed one around the room for a while.My day was totally unproductive.PS Im unemployable

Just ordered a copy of the dvd.If you want a copy give me a hollar and when it arrives can copy for you. A must for any kiwi whos been away from home too long

Go Peter Jackson.Twisted Kiwi Mo****fo**** New Zealands best film ever other than "Goodbye Porkpie"check that one out if you can,not grotty like Meet the Feebles,but still a good kiwi classic.

I`m trying to find out about Wazzas world in Hokkaido but cant find any info, I have wazzas mobile no. but no luck maybe hes back country. Does anyone have an Email address or web site I can visit.Looking at heading up that way soon any info would be much apprecieated

If you dont like the idea of carrying a bag on your back try the Avalung, its a vest that has a mouth piece that takes the air from around your waist and distributes your used air also around your body, the idea being that the more air you breath out around your body the longer you can breath as it doesnt freeze the pocket around your face, we buried one and breathed through it for over an hour taking turns and all was well. Its still a pain when you drop into a chute with the mouth peice either flapping around your neck or in your mouth, but for travelling comfort works good.