justaddwater 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 I have some new neighbours. They're newlyweds and nice people, but, ...... how can I say this - they are noisy at night when they are doing their business. It's getting really annoying. Our aparto doesn't have the thickest of walls, so you can hear quite a lot of what goes on, but when she's doing here screaming thing at midnight a fair few nights of the week, well I just don't like it. What would you do? Go round and say "Er, hello, could you please shag quieter please?" Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Why don't you ask to join in? Link to post Share on other sites
Dims 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Yes, with some rigorous pelvic thrust motions while you are asking. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 My neighbour's dog has been howling constantly while they're out, so I called the city office to complain. They have a section that deals with dog problems, and they said they would visit the family to give them 'guidance'. So what you do is you call the city office to say that your neighbour's dog is yelping all night... One way or another, the problem will be sorted out, and the city office doesn't even ask for your name. Link to post Share on other sites
nori-chan 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 They should have thicker wall I think. Link to post Share on other sites
miteyak 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 How about greeting them every morning with a hearty "sounds like YOU had a good night last night.." along with wild wink wink nod nod gesticulations and a pervy smile... You never know, they might just get the message... Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Don't you just hate that. The best kind of neighbour is a quiet, almost never there kind. So you can be noisy. Better still, live in the middle of nowhere so you have no neighbours. Link to post Share on other sites
9frtg3xRj07ju3f5hDfeQw 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 I don't like hearing other people mating. Link to post Share on other sites
TheOrange 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Tell them to bugger off to a rabu-hoteru, or else! Link to post Share on other sites
nagpants 1 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Out and out loud, or are they trying to keep the volume down? Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 drill a hole in the wall and film them, or go the glory hole option, it might just pay off. Link to post Share on other sites
Goemon 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Maybe you could buy them a ball-gag for Christmas? Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 I think its-a-clock has one of those. Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Put a mike up to the wall, plug it into an amp, and put a speaker out in the corridor. They'll be surprised to hear their performance being broadcast to all their neighbours. Or, if you want to try a direct approach, you could look the lady in the eye when you see her and say "You faked that one last night, I could tell". Link to post Share on other sites
Siren 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 Enough guys - I'll put my hand over their mouths next time. But I only have two hands so your patience is appreciated. ご協力お願いします。 Link to post Share on other sites
Dims 0 Posted December 12, 2003 Share Posted December 12, 2003 The glory hole! Classic Link to post Share on other sites
fukdane 2 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Tape 'em and let us hear. Then we can decided what to do for you. Link to post Share on other sites
justaddwater 0 Posted February 6, 2004 Author Share Posted February 6, 2004 Yes. I know mine. Nice couple. Have lots of noisy sex. Still. Link to post Share on other sites
LiquidX 0 Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 I think "the wife" next door is bringing back some "other bloke" some daytimes, other bloke not being "the husband". Link to post Share on other sites
oo 1 Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 What is The Glory Hole?? Link to post Share on other sites
blinkin'ek 0 Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Do a google on it, sure you'll find about 4 million results Link to post Share on other sites
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