damian 0 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Whilst standing in line for five minutes at the convenience store to buy a packet of gyoza flavoured chips that replaced my very much liked salt flavour kettle chips that got pulled from distribution the moment I became addicted to them, I noticed that the girl in front of me had a mole behind her ear that was so big and had so much hair that it had its own dandruff problem. Really not pretty. When I made it to the counter I found that the new packet of gyoza chips cost 5 yen more than the much loved but in classic convenience store fashion, no longer available kettle chips. I of course did not have this 5 yen on my person and subsequently left the shop without my snack and my brain cursed with the image of this dandruff mole from staring at it for 5 minutes whilst in line. Link to post Share on other sites
sweetaz 0 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 MOLE!! moley moley moley MOLE!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
slimeypete 0 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Did you go back with the extra 5 yen. What happened next, we wait to hear impatiently. Link to post Share on other sites
Siren 0 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 And they didn't accept your platinum coloured Amex?! Shocking! Link to post Share on other sites
RayInJapan 0 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 But what was the rest of her bod like? From the front that is... Link to post Share on other sites
7-11 2 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Some of them conbini stores are real naughty keep on changing things round so often. Link to post Share on other sites
Siren 0 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 I forgot to say that your writing style improved. Very Douglas Adams now. Link to post Share on other sites
mogski 0 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 You should've handed her one of those shaving kits they sell at the convenience store. I am sure she would've been apprecaitive of it. Really. Link to post Share on other sites
7-11 2 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Actually - gyoza chips, they sound really good. First I've heard of em. Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 1. I did go back with the 5 yen. It cost me 20 minutes of my life and a mole nightmare for a pack of gyoza chips that were, well, how good do you think they weren't? 2. Her bod was ok, classic OL. Skirt, laced stockings, boots, white shirt, long hair, bent tooth and a mole that you could ski on (with dandruff). 3. They might take my platamex, dunno. Probably do, after all, everyone has one of them these days. Link to post Share on other sites
sweetaz 0 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 gyoza chips....sounds like something you'd get at the bar on the enterprise (served up by some blue guy) D. Adams...good spotting Siren! Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted January 9, 2004 Author Share Posted January 9, 2004 Did D.Adams die of anything cool like a drug OD in a brothel???? Link to post Share on other sites
Siren 0 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 I got rid of mine after the first year in Japan. My folks thought I was joking when I told them I usually carry a couple hundred quid on me in Japan. Link to post Share on other sites
Siren 0 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 Not a bad way to go if you ask me Even better if...let's not start. I can't remember now - I only know he died very young. Link to post Share on other sites
Dims 0 Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 One too many pan-galactic gargle blasters? Link to post Share on other sites
enderzero 0 Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Ahhhhh Kettle Chips. The perfect snack...FOR REVENGE! Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 Are Crisps mistakenly called Chips in Japan as well?? Link to post Share on other sites
damian 0 Posted January 10, 2004 Author Share Posted January 10, 2004 yes they are, BagThereOf Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted January 10, 2004 Share Posted January 10, 2004 So I'd be BagOfChips for my time in Japan then. Problem is, bags of chips are very different from crisps.....I have some problems with that. Link to post Share on other sites
LARD 0 Posted January 11, 2004 Share Posted January 11, 2004 Or BagOfPotatoChips. Link to post Share on other sites
KlingKlang 1 Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 I like imperfections. Just how big was this thing? Link to post Share on other sites
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