mina2 6 Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Perhaps it will take a while to sort the problems out then. Shame that. Link to post Share on other sites
SerreChe 2 Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 My Jacket was cheap but not much choice on the color.I bought it in Calgary. It came with a super discount and the sales lady phone number! But yeah, next time will go for dark colors. C'mon Sven, I aint that tall. Not as if my head was scrapping against the cable giving me a reverse mohawk! With regards to teleporting, We all get dis-emboweled eventually... Read a story where in Taiwan they had not cleaned the deceased body who was lying in an open coffin for all to see. As per the tradition, they were all eating and celebrating the deceased passage to the next world when the bloated body finally exploded and proceeded to showering all in attendance with a delicate mix of ... I'll let your imagination run wild on that. What a pleasant thought... Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Exploded?! This may be daft question, but why would a body explode?? Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Probably was bloated from the heat The smell must have been amazing Link to post Share on other sites
SerreChe 2 Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 Once you die, your tissues start to break down rapidly and your internal organs start to decompose fairly quickly thereby producing some gasses which build-up...After death your organs start to decompose so quickly that you have a brownish dark stain at abdomen level within a few minutes (or so I was told). When you go to the morgue, they clean you up (take your organs out) to avoid decomposition, bad smell and gas build-up. Hmmm, how did we start talking about this on a ski thread? Oh yess, teleporting to avoid grease stains! Link to post Share on other sites
scoobydoo 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 haha, thats gross. But would someone actually explode??! Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I find it unlikely but stranger things have happened I would think that the most that would happen would be a rupture with a gas release. Link to post Share on other sites
SerreChe 2 Posted April 15, 2005 Author Share Posted April 15, 2005 Yep gross. Sounds bizzare but I guess it is possible. I will try to find a link to that story on the net. Yes the smell must have been amazing. A little extra meat in the wonton noodle!? We need some egg-heads to test the rupture point by making as many simulations as possible... Link to post Share on other sites
i'm really hungry 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 I saw CSI last night and on it they had a human body that was in a bag and had "liquified". Whether it exploded or not I do not know. It was gross. I noticed a user on here called humansoup. That's what it was. Link to post Share on other sites
humansoup 0 Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Actually I watched that as well, it inspired the handle name. Link to post Share on other sites
sakebomb 0 Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 I actually saw a story on the news about a beach whale being shipped through a town. Needless to say it drew a large crowd of spectaters. They were all pretty happy when the whale exploded covering most of them with whale stench. the story Here is the story!! Link to post Share on other sites
SplendidSeekerOfMatferon6 0 Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Poor whale, but.... Excellent. No vid? Link to post Share on other sites
SerreChe 2 Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 That whale did not warn anybody it was about to explode! I know you all have this question on the tip of your tongue: Can a sealed casket explode? http://www.funeralplan.com/askexperts/sealedcaskets.html For those of you who want to know what will happen to you after you pop: The basics about embalming: http://www.funeralplan.com/products/embalming.html Glad to know I will still get a massage out of it. And the icing on the cake, how to avoid being ripped-off by your funeral parlor: http://www.funerals-ripoffs.org/-2dPlan1.htm Morbidity central, here we come. Rigor Mortis! Oh and I have never seen CSI, but heard a lot about it. Any good? Link to post Share on other sites
scoobydoo 0 Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 haha thanks for that there. I quite like CSI, it's well made and usually interesting stories. (It's popular as well, so you're sure to get people panning it....) Link to post Share on other sites
mattlucas 0 Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 It's a good show but there are so many Crime shows these days that once you get hooked on a few of them you end up getting a very morbid view on life. Stick to the Scrubs, Simpsons, TPBs and other comedies and you will feel a lot better Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean11 0 Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Steel caskets? Jeez, what a criminal waste. I'm going in the compost when I die. My bodily remains will very soon be enjoying new life as plant matter, and even animal matter. You get buried in a steel casket and that's IT. Game over. Link to post Share on other sites
SerreChe 2 Posted April 20, 2005 Author Share Posted April 20, 2005 I'll have to check out CSI one of these days. Simpsons is a sure value. Dunno Scrubs n TPBs though? read about a guy on the internet who wanted his body recycled (diced and fed to his dogs)! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 Theres all sorts of CSIs now - the origianl Miama and New York even I think. From what I've seen the original one has the best cast. Good show. Link to post Share on other sites
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