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i see. how much do u study?

My first 3 years I studied lots everyday and improved alot...but now that there's internet in the schools, that study time has evaporated!

I'm trying to wean myself off the computer!

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goin on 8 years.

 

Speak Jap daily at school with teachers. Read magazines and novels in Jap. Type lots of it too for work, emails (both work and private). Write it rarely though Ive been tryin to start that up again. Wanna pass level 1 as its just been outta my grip both times Ive taken it.

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don't actively study so much these days. But that's cos I just finished 3 years of constant study(Japanese Masters) and have had a gutfull of it. I put in quite an effort for 2 kyu in my first couple of years and then cranked up the effort levels again with CB when studying for 1 kyu a few years back. I go for the osmosis approach now though lol.gif

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Just got this in an email. lol.gif

 

PHARMACOLOGY.

 

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade

name and generic name. For example, the trade name of

Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.

Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called

Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

 

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for

Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of

government experts, it recently announced that it has

settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also

considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin,

Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

 

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon

be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by

Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a

mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally

pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer

call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to

the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good

old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new

concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

 

Thought for the day: There is more money being

spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on

Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there

should be a large elderly population with perky boobs

and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of

what to do with them.

 

If you don't send this to five old friends right

away there will be five fewer people laughing in the

world.

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nah the wife wants me home another weekend. im gonna have tea or beer with mr.wiggles, mrs.wiggles and the hotie he calls his daughter on friday nite.

 

ill let you know soon but ill be back either next week or the week after.

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Another email, that I found amusing! lol.gif

 

 

This equation should be taught in all maths classes!

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% ! in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% !

 

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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Originally posted by Bushpig:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
ALT 1+12+20=33%

Seems about right
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