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Merry Christmas everyone!!! Am currently working my way through a bottle of Gluhwein and a box of Walkers Mincemeat Tarts, both courtesy of Kaldi (your friendly foreign food store)! :thumbsup:

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im actually curious about this one. I remember when i first came to japan (2005) christmas was kind of a joke - KFC in kobe. It was some couples holiday or some such. Sure, hamamatsu would post some christmas lights around town, but it was defiantly an atmosphere more than an event. Fastforward to this year and its all pervasive. Its starting to become an event. And i worry, they know not the forces their unleashing upon themselves. Sure, its a few toys now, but in 5 more years itll be mountains of debt theyll be repaying until october just in time to start all over again. Someone needs to tell them.

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Merry Christmas SJers.

 

We had a wonderful Christmas in the Bear Cave.

Awesome breakfast with my family, then off to PBs family of dinner.

Time with the grown up bear cubs (a rare event).

 

Some sleep, last minute packing and we will be off to Chamonix in the morning :D

Hope SJers world wide are having a great day!

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Please be advised that all employees planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way, are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing the safety of open sleighs for members of the public. This assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly where there are multiple passengers. Please note that permission must also be obtained in writing from landowners before their fields may be entered. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.

Benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available for collection by any shepherds planning or required to watch their flocks at night. While provision has also been made for remote monitoring of flocks by CCTV cameras from a centrally heated shepherd observation hut, all facility users are reminded that an emergency response plan must be submitted to account for known risks to the flocks. The angel of the Lord is additionally reminded that — prior to shining his/her glory all around — s/he must confirm that all shepherds are wearing appropriate Personal Protective Equipment to counter the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and the overwhelming effects of Glory.

Following last year’s well publicised case, everyone is advised that EEOC legislation prohibits any comment with regard to the redness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr. R Reindeer from reindeer games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence.

While it is acknowledged that gift-bearing is commonly practised in various parts of the world, particularly the Orient, everyone is reminded that the bearing of gifts is subject to Hospitality Guidelines and all gifts must be registered. This applies regardless of the individual, even royal personages. It is particularly noted that direct gifts of currency or gold are specifically precluded under provisions of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. Further, caution is advised regarding other common gifts, such as aromatic resins that may cause allergic reactions or lead to substance abuse.

Finally, in the recent case of the infant found tucked up in a manger without any crib for a bed, Social Services have been advised and will be arriving shortly.

Merry Christmas,

Risk Management Department

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