hellyer 216 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Post your miscelaneous Chrissy stuff here Timmy Writes A Letter To Santa MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Dear Santa, How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 5 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, Timmy Jones Dear Timmy, Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with. Merry Christmas, Santa Claus Mr. Claus, Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite? Respectfully, Tim Jones Mr. Jones, While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days. Very Truly Yours, S Claus Now look here Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you'll know how much I want respect. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and take the console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN! Big Tim Little Prick Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny g-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your crap wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up all over the carpet of your mum's lounge...... You're not getting what you asked for, but I'll still stop by your place to make you feel overlooked. Chew on that, Petunia. S Claws Dear Santa, Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything. Timmy Timmy, That's what I thought you little bastard. Santa Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_rYo4lT-eM Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 After living in Japan fotr quite a while, Christmas has become this nothing thing that just people back home go wild over. It's just another day and I usually work on it. Can't say it bothers me at all. And always good to hear Shakey of course. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Share Posted December 22, 2012 Santa at Timmy's house Link to post Share on other sites
merryJim 1 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Same here big-will. Doesn't mean much to me now. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 The celebration, on the date of an ancient (and pagan) holiday, of the birth to a "virgin" (yeah, right!), of a child who may or may not have been an actual being, seems a bit stupid. Religion is (OK, my opinion!) a crutch for people too weak to accept that they are on the earth for a short time, and that's all there is to it! That said, I'll take the holiday, thanks very much, I'll use the excuse to have a beer or several with family, but I'll call it Xmas. EDIT: If you are offended by that, I am sorry, but that is my belief. OK You can have yours, I'll keep mine! Link to post Share on other sites
seemore 66 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 F__K Xmas It was ok when my kids were small but now it is a pain in the arse when I have to put up with my inlaws and there extended f__ked up family And the shops are a nightmare as well as the restaurants and pubs I am happy working through the silly season and even happier when xmas day is over 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Ho Ho Ho!! Link to post Share on other sites
surfarthur 22 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 F__K Xmas It was ok when my kids were small but now it is a pain in the arse when I have to put up with my inlaws and there extended f__ked up family And the shops are a nightmare as well as the restaurants and pubs I am happy working through the silly season and even happier when xmas day is overt I couldn't agree more! We are even considering moving so that we are far enough away from both my family and her family so that we don't have to do the family christmas thing Link to post Share on other sites
seemore 66 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 F__K Xmas It was ok when my kids were small but now it is a pain in the arse when I have to put up with my inlaws and there extended f__ked up family And the shops are a nightmare as well as the restaurants and pubs I am happy working through the silly season and even happier when xmas day is overt I couldn't agree more! We are even considering moving so that we are far enough away from both my family and her family so that we don't have to do the family christmas thing We went to Japan twice for xmas and you would think that we killed someone we were shunned that badly and they organised xmas early for us you think they would get the hint wouldn't you 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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Chriselle 158 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 F__K Xmas It was ok when my kids were small but now it is a pain in the arse when I have to put up with my inlaws and there extended f__ked up family And the shops are a nightmare as well as the restaurants and pubs I am happy working through the silly season and even happier when xmas day is over But,,,Mr. Scrooge.......it is but once a year, sir........ Link to post Share on other sites
surfarthur 22 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 F__K Xmas It was ok when my kids were small but now it is a pain in the arse when I have to put up with my inlaws and there extended f__ked up family And the shops are a nightmare as well as the restaurants and pubs I am happy working through the silly season and even happier when xmas day is over But,,,Mr. Scrooge.......it is but once a year, sir........ Once too often Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Has become, like Mother's day, Easter, etc, an excuse for the commercial sector (such as choc shops, toy stores etc) to make more money - has bugger all to do with some mythical bloke who may (or may not) have committed miracles! My take ... Bah, Humbug! Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 22, 2012 Author Share Posted December 22, 2012 Something warm and touching and evoking the Christmas spirit for you grouches above. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 bah humbug. i hate xmas.. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Holy crap! Has Perth put Grinch juice in the water supply!? Maybe you two should have come got some Christmas Spirit (aka piggy) while ou could!... Link to post Share on other sites
Go Native 70 Posted December 22, 2012 Share Posted December 22, 2012 Like others here after living in Japan for so long xmas lost most of it's meaning for us. For me being away from family was a big positive not a negative. We usually worked xmas day as did most of us who didn't have children. Of course since having our daughter and now being back in Aus we have to at least fake some xmas spirit for her sake.This is the first year that she really understands anything about the Santa myth. I definitely want to make it a special time for her and we're doing our best to ensure that happens. Here's Santa getting into the spirit of commercialism Link to post Share on other sites
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hellyer 216 Posted December 23, 2012 Author Share Posted December 23, 2012 I just bought a Christmas tree. The assistant asked "will you be putting it up yourself?" I replied NO! you sick bastard, it's going in the living room Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 23, 2012 Author Share Posted December 23, 2012 Could also be posted in the cheese at resorts thread Link to post Share on other sites
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Chriselle 158 Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 .......to Snowjunky's Christmas tree joke... Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Share Posted December 24, 2012 Wishing all SJ'ers and the hardworking Admin team all the best for the coming festive season. Be Happy, Be safe. Link to post Share on other sites
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