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This Mornings Feel Good Moment


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But this is a morning feelgood one.

 

I feelgood that it is Friday.

 

Gambaro! (There's a thread for that too, but you can never get enough gambaru)

 

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My lucky day because I got this mail today:

 

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I am Tarsam Hayre, head of luggage/baggage storage facilities here at the Heathrow International Airport London UK. I am contacting you regarding an abandoned consignment box in our storage facility and the custom scan report of the box revealed an undisclosed sum of US dollar bill in it which could be approximately 4-5million dollars. The consignment box was abandoned here by a diplomat who was on transit to your country due to lack of proper delivery clearance paper and his inability to pay the required fee of 1,700pounds on the diplomatic consignment box for clearance delivery and the officIal document of the consignment box indicates your name, your address and your email address.

 

I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned box so that we can transact this as a deal and share the money 70% for you and 30% for me. I want you to provide me your full name, phone Number and full address and the nearest airport close to you to verify with the details in the official document. Immediately the confirmation is made, I will go ahead and pay for the clearance delivery Fee of 1,700pounds and arrange for the box to be delivered to you Or I can bring it myself to ensure a safe delivery but you have to assure me of my 30% share of the total money in the box. I can get everything concluded within 3-5days upon your acceptance. All communication must be held extremely confidential to ensure a successful delivery.

 

Do send the required details to my private email address for quick processing and delivery. I wait to hear from you urgently.

 

Regards,

Tarsam Hayre

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well......mines was a bit more spontaneous! ;) (not the wedding, the dancing!! :lol: )

 

More like this then :p

 

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GG you are so fortunate to get this letter but I if I were you I would bargain harder on the split of the spoils.

 

Ask for 110%

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well......mines was a bit more spontaneous! ;) (not the wedding, the dancing!! :lol: )

 

More like this then :p

 

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as so many colonials, you are confusing the proud nation of Ireland, with the Universe Ruling Scotland.....I won't deport you this time.

 

GG, wow, you're so lucky......I can't believe such a stroke of luck has befallen you......perhaps you can give Snowjunky's personal details as a sign of your respect?!

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Sorry for getting that wrong TB - I just liked the picture.

GG I could not possibly accept you submitting my name instead of yours.- besides, I will get the same return whether I accept or not :)

Here's this mornings Feel Good Moment

 

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I have a video clip of my kid when she was a baby laughing like that when I was kicking a soccer ball around. A Canadian playing "football"....that is pretty hilarious I guess.

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