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OMG!! - Mick might have been on it when she sat down Hellooooooooo................Mick, are you in there mate?

Might be the only way Mick could slip out

Ponder no more pie-eater. Bond knows it's Blofeld, it's only Blofeld that takes a while to cotton on. It's Bond's disguise, you see. Becoming an Aussie, wearing glasses and speaking dubbed over does

I suspected something when one morning I woke with a horse's head at the foot of my bed.

 

The horses head was at the foot of your bed, Sooooooo............... the horses ass end was... :confused:............Oh! :omg:

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I have often wanted to ask a bird if he could do a kind of loop the loop on a telephone line.

 

In fact, I will next time I meet one.

 

If I was a bird, I think I'd enjoy doing that.

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Galahs here do that regularly! They are loopy - cannot grip the wire effectively and just go round and round!

 

Reason why someone who's stupid gets called a galah!

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