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OMG!! - Mick might have been on it when she sat down Hellooooooooo................Mick, are you in there mate?

Might be the only way Mick could slip out

Ponder no more pie-eater. Bond knows it's Blofeld, it's only Blofeld that takes a while to cotton on. It's Bond's disguise, you see. Becoming an Aussie, wearing glasses and speaking dubbed over does

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I like that ad for sauce/soup something or other where that singer/actress goes on about 'nama'.

Makes me chuckle.

 

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I must admit, the thought did occur to me as well. hehe

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In the scary Michael Jackson video 'Thriller', all these undead types come up out of the ground and from graves and stuff. None of them look too well for wear, and have trouble walking properly (a bit like the walkers in The Walking Dead documentary), but all of a sudden they start dancing in formation quite fabulously and have really good body movement coordination. To make it even more confusing and ponderful, once they have finished the dancing bit, they go back to not being able to walk well. I can't explain it.

 

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A perfect segway for some bad taste points to ponder:-

 

If you are offended, stop reading after the first one.

 

 

 

 

Q. Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?

A. Because they aren't his.

 

Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

A. Get out of my sun.

 

Q. What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?

A. Throw him a buoy.

 

Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

A. He thought it was a delivery service.

 

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

A. One is pale and scares kids, the other is a friendly ghost.

 

Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty?

A. Several children have fingered him.

 

Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?

A. He heard that boys' pants were half-off.

 

Q.What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?

A. One is white, made of plastic and should be kept away from small

children. The other is used to hold groceries.

 

Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand.

 

Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?

A. Michael Jackson's hand.

 

Q. What is blonde, has six legs and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every

night?

A. Hanson.

 

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

 

Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?

A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.

 

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?

A. I'll swap you a Ten for two Fives.

 

Michael and Janet Jackson were at home one night...

Janet: Shall we get a pizza and a video tonight?

Michael: Yeah okay, can we get Aladdin?

Janet: No, just a pizza and a video.

 

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?

A. The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.

 

Q. What do Michael Jackson and homework have in common?

A. Both are a pain in the arse for kids.

 

The Pope recently issued a proclamation about Michael Jackson. If he

hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have

no choice but to make Mr Jackson a priest.

 

The FBI raided Michael Jackson's house. They found Class A drugs in his

kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom.

 

And last but not least...

 

Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new

baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before

we can have sex?"

"I'd wait until he's at least 14," the Doctor replies

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Shouldn't laugh about child abuse but they were funny

 

There's a MJ joke in Scotland.....I'll have to explain it, which always makes jokes shite, but hey ho....

 

Why did Michael Jackson sign for Falkirk FC?

 

He always wanted to play with the Bairns

 

(Boring explanation part.....Falkirk's nickname is the Bairns, "Bairns" in Scots means children)

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to prevent locals gambling their lives away and falling into unspeakable crimes to fulfill their addiction and at the same time earn lots of money from evil gambling addicted foreigners who deserve what they signed up for.

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