Alexander L 80 Posted February 27, 2014 Share Posted February 27, 2014 gulping beer commercials are good. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Why do some trees lose their leaves in winter? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 To preserve what little water reserves there are during winter for the full use of the tree. Water vapour is being lost through the stomata pores on the leaf surface all the time, during winter when water is scarce, deciduous trees reduce water loss by dropping their leaves. Evergreens have evolved by curling their leaves into fine needles, with the stomata pores pointing inward, allowing the water vapour to be re-absorbed by the leaf surface, and so can keep their leaves through winter Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 thanks tubster. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 You're welcome Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 it's really to enrich the soil and hide dog turds so people can find them when they place leaf angel. Link to post Share on other sites
egglesby 1 Posted March 5, 2014 Share Posted March 5, 2014 Tubby... clever! Link to post Share on other sites
634-maru 4 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 I like that ad for sauce/soup something or other where that singer/actress goes on about 'nama'. Makes me chuckle. I must admit, the thought did occur to me as well. hehe Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 In the scary Michael Jackson video 'Thriller', all these undead types come up out of the ground and from graves and stuff. None of them look too well for wear, and have trouble walking properly (a bit like the walkers in The Walking Dead documentary), but all of a sudden they start dancing in formation quite fabulously and have really good body movement coordination. To make it even more confusing and ponderful, once they have finished the dancing bit, they go back to not being able to walk well. I can't explain it. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 Umm..............it's not real Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 What isn't? I saw it with my own eyes. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 I've seen it to, it's definitely real. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 hurumph.............balderdash. next you'l be telling me Michael Jackson was real Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Bits of him were I think. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted March 8, 2014 Author Share Posted March 8, 2014 A perfect segway for some bad taste points to ponder:- If you are offended, stop reading after the first one. Q. Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A. Because they aren't his. Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A. Get out of my sun. Q. What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A. Throw him a buoy. Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? A. He thought it was a delivery service. Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A. One is pale and scares kids, the other is a friendly ghost. Q. How do we know Michael Jackson is guilty? A. Several children have fingered him. Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart? A. He heard that boys' pants were half-off. Q.What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson? A. One is white, made of plastic and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries. Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch? A. When the big hand touches the little hand. Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants? A. Michael Jackson's hand. Q. What is blonde, has six legs and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night? A. Hanson. Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen. Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson? A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind. Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter? A. I'll swap you a Ten for two Fives. Michael and Janet Jackson were at home one night... Janet: Shall we get a pizza and a video tonight? Michael: Yeah okay, can we get Aladdin? Janet: No, just a pizza and a video. Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? A. The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out. Q. What do Michael Jackson and homework have in common? A. Both are a pain in the arse for kids. The Pope recently issued a proclamation about Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make Mr Jackson a priest. The FBI raided Michael Jackson's house. They found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom. And last but not least... Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" "I'd wait until he's at least 14," the Doctor replies 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Shouldn't laugh about child abuse but they were funny There's a MJ joke in Scotland.....I'll have to explain it, which always makes jokes shite, but hey ho.... Why did Michael Jackson sign for Falkirk FC? He always wanted to play with the Bairns (Boring explanation part.....Falkirk's nickname is the Bairns, "Bairns" in Scots means children) Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Saw an old video of MJ the other day. Pretty mad how much he transformed his face. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 In Korea and Singapore, only foreigners are allowed into the casinos. Pretty obvious really. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Why is that? Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 to prevent locals gambling their lives away and falling into unspeakable crimes to fulfill their addiction and at the same time earn lots of money from evil gambling addicted foreigners who deserve what they signed up for. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I agree. Evil foreigners deserve what they get. Link to post Share on other sites
Alexander L 80 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Learn the way of Macau. Everybody is allowed to gamble, every Macau citizen gets a 10k handout each year from the proceeds. Link to post Share on other sites
hellyer 216 Posted March 14, 2014 Author Share Posted March 14, 2014 Why are there no camels in camelot? Link to post Share on other sites
r45 4 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Are you sure though? Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 Are there any drinks in Drinkalot? Link to post Share on other sites
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