Jynxx 4 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 You have to pay to go to a toilet. and there are no public toilets ! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Germans, would be a good reason. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Germany is good for kebabs. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I like Germany Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Some German women are nice too Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday Germany is good for kebabs. or Kebaps... Plenty of them. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 You have to pay every year to use the public library (13 Euros) Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 My women is a German. So i like all the country has to offer me. But agree with Jynxx paying to piss is not right, therefore I just act like a french man. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: Mamabear Originally Posted By: thursday Germany is good for kebabs. or Kebaps... Plenty of them. The almighty Doner was invented by a Turk in Germany. Berlin infact. All hail Ahmed, the kebab allah. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 No original language programs on TV No bi-lingual TV reception All german shit voice-over, very annoying In one word, culturally retarded, I mean not multi-cultural in a true sense. A lot of Germans think that speaking Bavarian is retarded, and do not think that as cultural preservation. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: Schneebored My women is a German. So i like all the country has to offer me. But agree with Jynxx paying to piss is not right, therefore I just act like a french man. what? eat raw garlic everyday and not shower? Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: Jynxx No original language programs on TV No bi-lingual TV reception All german shit voice-over, very annoying In one word, culturally retarded. Kommissar Rex? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: Jynxx No original language programs on TV No bi-lingual TV reception All german shit voice-over, very annoying In one word, culturally retarded. Oh c'mon. Adolf Hitler was Man of the Century. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: Schneebored Originally Posted By: Jynxx No original language programs on TV No bi-lingual TV reception All german shit voice-over, very annoying In one word, culturally retarded. Kommissar Rex? Austrian. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 First time I visited my then girlfriend house here in Germany, I really had to take a leak. I saw a catholic church, asked if I can use their loo, and was told no. How can anyone who is out there to save souls do that to someone who is desperately in need of salvation... So I pissed in their garden. The tree loved me for it. Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: Jynxx Originally Posted By: Schneebored Originally Posted By: Jynxx No original language programs on TV No bi-lingual TV reception All german shit voice-over, very annoying In one word, culturally retarded. Kommissar Rex? Austrian. Ah stand corrected. Thought it was a Austria/German production. Wikipedia corrects me it was Austria/Italia prodution. The dog is definately German. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 Another thing that I don´t like is that you have to (?) order drinks before a meal. No free water. I don´t like taking liquid while I eat. AND I have to tip them on top of what I´ve already paid extra on drinks they serve. That´s like extra 5 Euros on soft drinks for two people. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 German coffee is shit. It´s weak and not hot enough! Ripp off price. Capputino is 3 Euros. In Italy, it´s about half that ! Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 wooooah...some one has had their fill of Euro delights. haha let it out Jynxx. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Jynxx is saying Germany is culturally retarded? And Jynxx is Japanese? hahahahahahahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Should just **** off outta there. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: RobBright Jynxx is saying Germany is culturally retarded? And Jynxx is Japanese? hahahahahahahahahaha touche I know where you are coming from, but dig this. Went to see Tchaikovsky´s Nutcracker. They made it like a circus clown act plus transvestite cabaret. Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Originally Posted By: thursday Originally Posted By: Schneebored My women is a German. So i like all the country has to offer me. But agree with Jynxx paying to piss is not right, therefore I just act like a french man. what? eat raw garlic everyday and not shower? and piss wherever you like. Link to post Share on other sites
Jynxx 4 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 Another thing that bugs me. I try hard to speak German but people don´t have the patience and understanding that I am a foreigner. I get response that is almost like annoyance. If you are in Japan and a foreigner. you would get respect for at least trying to speak the language. To be fair, people have offered to help me when I must have looked lost on the street. On the other hand, you get really shitty sales people in the shops. It´s getting better now, my German is improving Link to post Share on other sites
panhead_pete 27 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Snow nearby in November is hard to beat... Link to post Share on other sites
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