seemore 66 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I have been waiting a year for this one. At the Vale last year and at the airports we noticed that the toilets have water that you can wash your bum or bits with. I found this quite handy and although a strange but pleasant sensation. My question is how are you meant to dry your bum the toilet paper went all soggy? I am looking forward to everyones replies. Seemore Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 you use the fan option. Link to post Share on other sites
seemore 66 Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 Couldn't find that option. That would have been handy though. Seemore Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Don't use the fan, it'll blow all the explosive gases in the bowl up your nose. Dry with paper again and again. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Or just don't use the washlet. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I'm not going to wash your bum, seemore. Unless, perhaps, you look like this Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites
seemore 66 Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 GG And we don't need to ask which anatomical part you would partake in this cleansing duty with Seemore Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 there's also a front spray as well as a rear one. Link to post Share on other sites
Ezorisu 0 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 For when you sit on the toilet backwards? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 erm, can also wash nads? Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 The only things the terlets in our house are missing are ejector seats... Link to post Share on other sites
Thundercat 60 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Thank goodness for heated toilet seats! I don't think I'd be able to live in this house without them!! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 I've turned mine down to minimal heating. Gets a bit hot. Link to post Share on other sites
Thundercat 60 Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 lol, when we first got ours I made the mistake of setting it to full... definitely a bit uncomfortable! Link to post Share on other sites
Tex 3 Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Originally Posted By: seemore I have been waiting a year for this one. At the Vale last year and at the airports we noticed that the toilets have water that you can wash your bum or bits with. I found this quite handy and although a strange but pleasant sensation. My question is how are you meant to dry your bum the toilet paper went all soggy? I am looking forward to everyones replies. Seemore Never had the courage to try it, this is why >> Originally Posted By: thursday Don't use the fan, it'll blow all the explosive gases in the bowl up your nose. Dry with paper again and again. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Originally Posted By: Black Mountain lol, when we first got ours I made the mistake of setting it to full... definitely a bit uncomfortable! Bet your intestines were nice and clean. Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 We've got the one with the automated lid. Its also got LED lights that turn on for that middle of the night slash. Unfortunately it doesn't play the "Close Encounters" theme, which would be pretty cool. Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Choice thread title Seemore Love the washlet. Fan of the toilet paper drying option. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 I've got one with a remote control. Just wait 'til some friends visit. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Some of those toilets freak me out. I really don't know what to do with them. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 set it on "oscillating" Link to post Share on other sites
Tex 3 Posted December 15, 2010 Share Posted December 15, 2010 That is the best Smiths song ever... no Morrissey I prefer to call him Morosey. Link to post Share on other sites
r45 4 Posted December 16, 2010 Share Posted December 16, 2010 Love the future toilets. Mine only has heating it's just so basic. Link to post Share on other sites
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