Chriselle 158 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Japanese Female...about 25...nice enough girl but man she's got a horrible FUNK!! It's the worst BO I've encountered..ever. Every time she comes to sit at her desk (beside mine) I gag at the smell. I've talked to another female co-worker about it and she said she would have a chat with Ms. Stinky but it hasn't happened yet. Seriously, I'm getting some Vicks Vapo rub to put under my nose. I don't mean to sound like a dick but someone's got to tell her. It's actually making me angry now. What would you do? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Do a huge fart next to her and when she turns round to complain, tell her that she smells 10 times worse than the fart Link to post Share on other sites
Thundercat 60 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 hahaha! good one TB. How about coming in early one day to leave a stick of deodorant on her desk? If that doesn't work then get some Fabreeze and spray it every time she comes near! Link to post Share on other sites
Schneebored 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 I agree with TB. That is the only course of action. Get eating some beans! (the musical fruit) Link to post Share on other sites
bobby12 0 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Ask her if she has a bath in the morning or the evening. At first she will think nothing of it, until you start repeating the question at her every day. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Originally Posted By: bobby12 Ask her if she has a bath in the morning or the evening. At first she will think nothing of it, until you start repeating the question at her every day. especially when you open up by saying to her..... "Oi, Smelly!....." Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 You're a gaijin right? Well, that means you probably smell too. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 they're whispering behind your back. "Gaijin complaining about smell? Ha, it's him anyway, not Ms Stinky" Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Tell her, her flange smells. That way, when you tell her BO is whiffy, it won't seem so bad. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 and also get a vid of some fanny farts so's you don't have to explain. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 Originally Posted By: RobBright Tell her, her flange smells. That way, when you tell her BO is whiffy, it won't seem so bad. I need to know what a flange is first Rob... All good ideas folks and believe me I would love to just rip a chili fart. And no,,I'm not one of dem smelly gaijins. Link to post Share on other sites
panhead_pete 27 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Originally Posted By: Chriselle I need to know what a flange is first Rob... Maybe you dont..... Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 just tell her then Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Chriselle can you describe this smell for us please? If only T'inta did scratch and smell. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Originally Posted By: panhead_pete Originally Posted By: Chriselle I need to know what a flange is first Rob... Maybe you dont..... This is what google told me Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 B&Q sells Flange Brackets........it used to crack me up to hear customers come in and ask for them....yep, well immature....it still cracks me up!! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Here's a flanged railway wheel and another type Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 If you don't know your flange, it could mean you're a fag. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 Hey, I know all about flange...used sparingly it can enhance your sex life. Works like gin on the chicks. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 Originally Posted By: grungy-gonads Here's a flanged railway wheel and another type Grungy, mmmm....good lookin flange right there. Link to post Share on other sites
panhead_pete 27 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Originally Posted By: Chriselle Works like gin on the chicks. Makes them cry? Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Never heard the term before - just a touch on the crass side, is it not? Back to the original problem. Humiliation is never nice. While I would be sorely tempted to leave a deodorant stick on her desk it would be upsetting for her. Have you had a chat to her/your supervisor? It is usually the supervisors role to bring in a staff member with inadequate hygiene and bring them up to speed. The other option is Karismasu is just around the corner, why not buy her a pretty little basket of toiletries and wish her a merry Christmas. If they are lovely and have a delightful strong smell you might hit two birds with your one stone. Smell fixed and co-worker thinking you are marvelous. Link to post Share on other sites
Chriselle 158 Posted December 7, 2010 Author Share Posted December 7, 2010 Originally Posted By: Mamabear Never heard the term before - just a touch on the crass side, is it not? Back to the original problem. Humiliation is never nice. While I would be sorely tempted to leave a deodorant stick on her desk it would be upsetting for her. Have you had a chat to her/your supervisor? It is usually the supervisors role to bring in a staff member with inadequate hygiene and bring them up to speed. The other option is Karismasu is just around the corner, why not buy her a pretty little basket of toiletries and wish her a merry Christmas. If they are lovely and have a delightful strong smell you might hit two birds with your one stone. Smell fixed and co-worker thinking you are marvelous. We can always count on Mamabear for a hint of civility...(except when you call Hakuba "Hak" or Niseko "Nis") EUREKA!!...(there's a pun in there somewhere) I again pressured another female co-worker to talk to our stinky girl and she is off to the clinic to get it checked out...must be a medical issue. It's funny, in a sad sorta way, all my other co-workers gathered around and were giving her fawning support for her "condition" but I guarantee not ONE of them would have had the balls or courtesy to tell her without me practically prodding one of them to do it. Just another day in our home...Japan. Link to post Share on other sites
RobBright 35 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Originally Posted By: Chriselle I again pressured another female co-worker to talk to our stinky girl and she is off to the clinic to get it checked out...must be a medical issue. It's funny, in a sad sorta way, all my other co-workers gathered around and were giving her fawning support for her "condition" but I guarantee not ONE of them would have had the balls or courtesy to tell her without me practically prodding one of them to do it. Just another day in our home...Japan. Female anatomy eh? But yeah, it's amazing how peer pressure works in Japan. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 Dunno, I think some guys have been known to stink. Real bad too! Link to post Share on other sites
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