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I want to go "upstairs", looks quite and cool up there.

But with my cheapo ticket I can't confirm seat until 24 hours before so I presume the regulars who pay full price will have nabbed them up. Oh well.

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The last time I went all out on drinking during the flight was the first flight to Japan. Me and a couple of mates sank a few ales in the pub at Heathrow before getting on and continued as we flew across Europe towards japan. Inevitably I fell asleep and woke up with the WORST hangover ever!! Thumping headache, beer sweats and a toungue like week old jerky!! Still had 5 hours of the flight to go....t was the last time I drank a lot on a flight.

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May have posted this before. But on one flight I was on, I asked the sweetie for Champagne, she brought me a glass. I finished it and she came over and asked if I'd like another one.

 

I wanted to sleep so declined. But she came back with "I opened the bottle for you, you sure you don't want to finish it?"

 

Umm.... bring it on baby. I was unmarried then but got too pissed to get her phone number. doh

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I do usually but I am really looking forward to it this time, it being business class. I did get upgraded once ages ago, but the seats look so much more appealling now than they used to.

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As long as you get the good plane.

Some of the Qantas oldies are still flying, and usually the routes I want to upgrade to business - so it hardly seems worth it.

 

I booked business for a trip we did last week. Couldnt get it return, but booked it one way. Then as I was packing my gear for the airport I got a called from Qant-ass telling me that the plane had been downgraded and there were less business seats available than planned, so I was being moved to economy.

 

What?!

 

Ahhh well...she tried to get me to go via Melbourne or Sydney instead of direct to Canberra to get a business seat, but I would have had to be at the airport already! So economy it was.

 

Then - same day I read about Qantas profits being way down because people don't want to fly business anymore, and they book economy all the time.

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Well stupid Qantas took my $300 for economy instead of $1600 for business ... so they ended up with $1300 less for me, and $1300 less for Papa, and if they had the return flights we would have booked them too - so they actually lost $5200 in profit from us just last week.

 

Ya really gotta wonder. That Canberra flight should have WAY more business class seats - and nice ones at that - the ones they have are crappy - because it is mostly business people flying that route.....and they are prepared to PAY to be able to sleep or work on the plane.

 

Who is in charge of their financial decisions!? doh

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I don't think there's much to worry about there. All the planes on the London <> Tokyo seem similar and the business seats always look good to me when I walk past them!

 

Have fun and have some pies and boddies for me.

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Over the last thirty years, I have flown quite a bit. As a medical provider, I take a particular interest in the habits and mannerisms of others. It is difficult not to notice someone coughing at the back of your head, sneezing on the seats, wiping their snotty noses and stuffing them in the magazine pouch, or watching a mother change a poopy* diaper (assumed to be poopy based on smell alone) on the adjacent seat (or tray table!). Since there are significant penalties for cancelling flights, people think nothing about flying while they are ill. In the close quarters of an airplane cabin microorganisms can be freely shared.

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Those Club World seats are ace. Got one upstairs next to the window, so could see no-one else. 180 degree flat. Marvellous. Would you like some champagne, Mr Pie-eater? I most certainly would!

 

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