pie-eater 207 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I don't know about all these 4356 birdies that Mr Woods has been having behind our backs, but surely the bigger scandal is his farting whilst on duty Link to post Share on other sites
NoFakie 45 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 I always thought he was dead square. Sounds like he's rock'n'roll! Link to post Share on other sites
Yuki's Passion 1 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 SNL isnt nearly as funny as it used to be, but I enjoyed this. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 Enjoyed as well. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 9, 2009 Share Posted December 9, 2009 can't see it 'cso its been taken down. But read about it. Seemed funny. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 The late-night comics, always a good bellwether of American opinion, have had a field day at his expense, not least David Letterman, who devoted his top 10 list this week to "Ways that Tiger Woods can improve his image". Among the suggestions were "Change name to more adorable Puppy" and "Release list of women he did not have sex with". Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 There is some kind of joke going around about santa and tiger. i just cant remember the punch line. anyone remember? Link to post Share on other sites
indosnm 0 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 All I can say is GO get em Tiger! Link to post Share on other sites
foreversnow 5 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I see today he has given golf up to work on becoming a better husband, father and person. Sorry I didn't realise it was the golf that turned him into a root rat!! Lucky my husband snowboards and doesn't play golf! Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 If you played that god forsaken game, it'd turn you into something. If that involved most of the year away from home, living in hotels all over the world, the temptation would always be there. How many of these birdies are in it purely for the money? My guess, all of them! Why else would they keep the text messages he sent? Link to post Share on other sites
HighlyTrainedNovaTeacher 2 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 He needs more time for sex. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Go on Tiger....shag shag shag!!! Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted December 13, 2009 Author Share Posted December 13, 2009 CHEATING Tiger Woods splashed out $25,000 a weekend partying with high-class hookers, a notorious Hollywood madam told a US website last night. Michelle Braun said that she sometimes provided Woods with ten to 15 girls at one time. huge boobs huge tits Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 they needed help with their hooks. Tiger volunteered to correct them. Link to post Share on other sites
JA2340 16 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Nah, that was their slice he helped them with. They've got no problem hooking! Link to post Share on other sites
griller 9 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Talk of "treatment for his sex addiction". I was wondering how long it would take for that one to appear. Link to post Share on other sites
kokodoko 67 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I joined the facebook group. "I slept with Tiger Woods" There is a lot of us heartbroken people out there. its very sad. we all need your support. All 16,508 of us. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 didn't know he was bi. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Here's some fun, you'd think such a rich man would socialize in more exclusive circles, perhaps some debs, movie stars, euro royal trash, Paris hos etc.. But anyhow, here are Tiger's tarts. 1) Rachel Uchitel 2) Jaimee Grubs 3) Kalika Moquin 4) Jamie Jungers 5) Mindy Lawton 6) Cori Rist 7) Holly Simpson 8) Joslyn James Votes? scores out of 10 please. Link to post Share on other sites
samandfee 1 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Firstly i would like to throw a few darts at No8 just to check if my ears were working.then sit down and count if i actually have a billion or not. Link to post Share on other sites
pickled mushhead 0 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Fruity tarts! Link to post Share on other sites
HelperElfMissy 42 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Scores...well... Number 8 has a pair of 3 dollar bills there... So maybe 3/10 or should it be #8-3 = 5/10 Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Ms 8 is actually a porn actress and the supposed mistress of long stnading. Those puppies look well worn though as they make their way to her waist for warmth. Sad. Link to post Share on other sites
gareth_oau 2 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 i'd give them 9/10 thats their combined total by thew way LOL Link to post Share on other sites
Mantas 3 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I heard that 86% of women were disgusted by Tigers infidelity. The other 14% were cocktail waitresses. OK lets hearing more jokes. Link to post Share on other sites
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