rach 1 Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Can't wait for the game tonight John Terry. Lovely man. Dad of the year even! Quote: 2001 Terry went on a five hour bender with Chelsea colleagues culminating in Heathrow airport where they stripped naked, shouted abuse and vomited in front of American guests as they watched television coverage of the 9/11 attacks in New York. Their hotel manager described their actions as as ‘utterly vile’, while then Chelsea boss Claudio Ranieri admitted ‘they had no decency or respect.’ 2002 Terry was charged with assault after an altercation with a nightclub bouncer. He admitted to throwing a punch at the victim, but a jury cleared him after he claimed self defence. 2002 Terry was caught on CCTV being ejected from a club after urinating into a glass. 2005 After one of his flings with women that were not his wife, Terry had the following to say: ‘I really regret what I’ve done to Toni. I’ve misbehaved and slept with girls behind her back and that’s not right. She knows about it all now and we’re moving on. I’m not going to cheat on her ever again’. 2005 Two months after insisting he’d never cheat on his wife again, he was caught having sex in his car with a 17 year old girl who had asked for his autograph in the street. 2007 Terry was once again so drunk that he urinated on the floor of a club, in between European Championship qualifying games. England famously failed to qualify for the 2008 tournament. 2009 An email is circulated by John Terry’s people, inviting offers of sponsorship using the England captaincy as a promotional tool, or a cash cow if you like. ‘Are you looking for a leader to represent your brand?’ it stated: ‘The FIFA 2010 World Cup Finals in South Africa is fast approaching! With this in mind Riviera Entertainment is identifying suitable commercial endorsement opportunities for its client John Terry for the period building up to the finals and beyond. John Terry is available to create effective brand awareness and endorse products and services globally.’ 2009 Terry engages in a cloak and dagger routine involving £10,000 in cash and an unauthorized tour of Chelsea’s training ground. Terry later claimed the money went to charity, but that seems to contradict the video footage in which Terry insisted that the club couldn’t find out about the arrangement. 2010 Details emerge of a “super-injunction†that was lifted by a judge. The injunction related to an affair Terry had with the ex girlfriend of Wayne Bridge, Vanessa Perroncel – the mother of his 3 year old son. It’s understood that when the couple split up last Summer, Terry fancied his chances and moved in for the kill while Bridge moved north to Manchester City. the judge lifted the injunction as he believed Terry was more worried about the financial implications than anything else. It is also alleged that Terry impregnated Miss. Perroncel and later arranged an abortion. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I'm sure there's more. 12:54pm tonight, Arsenal vs United. Intend to stay up for that one. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Me too. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 What on earth has happened to Nani? The last 3 games he has totally transformed into a fantastic player, he was superb last night. His Evil Head doesn't even seem as Evil as it used to? 1-3 nice result. Let's winning. Link to post Share on other sites
brit-gob 9 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Ronaldo-esque, almost. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Don't forget to mention rooney he has been super recently. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 good result. Arse still to face Chelsea. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I'm officially not happy with that result. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 It's Transfer deadline day. Did you know that? Exciting hey? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Sol Campbell, the only action for Arse's loose change. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Quote: Sir Alex Ferguson insisted that Arsenal remained in the title race but there is no doubt which team he regards as United's greatest rivals. "We need Chelsea to drop points," he said. "I hope Arsenal go to Stamford Bridge next Sunday and batter them." Go on, fry them too for six minutes turning twice. Do us a favour por va for Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 That should be a good game though if Arsenal don't pull up their little socks, the chavs will slice 'em. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Anyone in the UK get to watch in 3D? Quote: Nine pubs across the country had been allocated the privilege of watching Arsenal against Manchester United for an experimental first outing for the technology that commentator Alan Parry promised was "a new dimension" in sports broadcasting. And what joys the clash promised: Andrei Arshavin's bobble hat bursting out of the screen, Wayne Rooney's spittle apparently shooting out towards the viewer, Sir Alex Ferguson's nose in all its multi-faceted glory. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 but.. you still have to wear those glasses. And hold a couple in your hands. Link to post Share on other sites
2pints-mate 0 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Top of the table. Shines knuckles. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 You'll lose points just for chav shagging. Got some Burb caps for the occasion? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Burb caps? Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 sorry the b word. Burberry Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Come on Arsenal! (for 1 game only) Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 exackary Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Hull 1 - 1 Chelsea Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 well done Hull. Just needed one more goal... but.. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Forgot about that game was a good surprise to see that result this morning. If only Droggers hadn't got that goal. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Chelsea will fail. I'm sure of it. Just like Wigan will get that top 4 finish. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 it's working like Fergie predicted. Chelsea will lose points. Link to post Share on other sites
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