BagOfCrisps 24 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 If we beat them at the weekend, it's all scrunched up at the top again. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I hope you Arse people pull it off. Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Oh yes we all do. Well, maybe not 2pints and ShinyDiscoBall! Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 THE PREMIER League manager who spent more than an hour at a seedy brothel was last night revealed as AVRAM GRANT. The Portsmouth boss, 54, was named after The Sun revealed he had visited the massage parlour staffed by foreign sex workers. Creeping privacy laws in the UK, based on the Human Rights Act, meant we were barred from naming him last December even though the story sent shockwaves through the footballing world. But in the wake of England captain John Terry's failed attempts to gag the press over his affair with Wayne Bridge's girlfriend, Grant's sordid antics have finally been exposed. It is understood Hampshire Police are now investigating the massage parlour. Israeli Grant has been married to actress and TV presenter wife Tzofit, 45, for 16 years. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Perhaps he had a sore thigh but came out with a sore back. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Dogbark did another one. Only this time about Terry. Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Good one And in other news involving 'balls' Quote: We have now been given the names of another two Stamford Bridge stars who allegedly succumbed to Miss Perroncel's charms, bringing the grand total to seven - four of whom were named publicly in a red-top newspaper yesterday. Perhaps by the end of the week she will have been linked to a full team of 11 highly paid Chelsea footballers. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I reckon she was taking trophies. First girl to do the Chelsea first team wins. Bet the little slut had it all video-ed. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted February 5, 2010 Author Share Posted February 5, 2010 Quote: Chelsea have been cleared of any wrongdoing over the Gael Kakuta affair and are no longer banned from signing players. Wow, not. Hands up who's shocked. Quote: Bet the little slut had it all video-ed. Coming soon perhaps. Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Funny that Chelsea ban thing doesn't seem to be getting the huge headlines.. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 All eyes on the chav. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Avram Grant's Wife: Quote: Mrs Grant, 45, said her husband's visit was entirely innocent, and she had encouraged him to have massages to relieve aches and tension in the past. "I don't understand all the fuss," said Mrs Grant, speaking from Tel Aviv. "Avram loves massages, also Australian massages and Japanese massages, as well as having massages from Thai women. "I swear on my children's lives that I am not mad at him. If I am mad, it is because he does not get massages every day. He's the manager of Portsmouth. Do you know how tough that is? He's a great manager stuck in a crappy team. He works so hard, he needs two massages a day, and from two women, not one." Link to post Share on other sites
bobby12 0 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 now THATs a wife! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Ferdinand as captain, but Gerrard as vice-captain? How many bar brawls do you have to get taped on for that? Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted February 7, 2010 Author Share Posted February 7, 2010 Anyway Liverpool derby tonight Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 go on scousers Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 bit of a do or die game tomorrow in London. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Liverpool vs Everton now. Lively game so far. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Drama at Anfield. Pool down to 10 men and perhaps Everton should be too, but Mr Big Hair didn't get the red. Can Everton not bottle it? How many reds will there be. Oh it's exciting. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 C'mon. ManU. Stuff those ho addicts. Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 why did fellaini go off? I can't remember seeing Kyrgiakos even make contact....both of em should've been off IMO, Fellatio stamped on Kyrgiakos' shin Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Damn, really hate it when pool score. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Deflating isn't it. Spanish scousers to win it seems. Link to post Share on other sites
grungy-gonads 54 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 Nani to play! The new Nani or the old Evil Head & Useless Nani? Link to post Share on other sites
Tubby Beaver 209 Posted February 7, 2010 Share Posted February 7, 2010 great blood and guts derby.....I really miss games like this when tackles are flying in Link to post Share on other sites
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