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3 weeks to the day until I'm back in the vicinity of a kebab....I intend meeting up with friends for a bevvy on the 23rd so I reckon its a safe bet I'm gonna end up eating my first donner kebab.... yummy

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I was plodding the streets of Macau man years ago, drinking a can of beer, when this old woman pulled my shirt sleeve and pointed at my can. Obviously, I thought she was thirsty and wanted a drink, so I gave her my half full can of beer.

 

She took it, and poured away my beer veryshocked and walked off with the can!!!

 

Damn. The can is only worth 10cents at the recyclers and she poured away my precious beer.

 

NEVER BE NICE TO VAGRANTS.

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Originally Posted By: Black Mountain
Wait a minute! I only see one kebab! Is that the one you had for scouser or the one you had for me??? (笑)


To keep my figure I only ate one, BUT I later burped and enjoyed it a second time. Which one would you like?
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