scouser 4 Posted June 16, 2009 Author Share Posted June 16, 2009 Exerpts from Mickeys brochure: Quote: A unique opportunity has come up for a club to purchase one of the hottest properties in English football. After a wildly successful time at Newcastle United Michael feels that there is simply nothing more for him to accomplish there. It is with a heavy heart that he leaves behind the wonderful people of the North East, but he wants Newcastle United fans to know that they will always have a place in his bank account. But Michael is the sort of player who is always looking forward, not back - while acknowledging that his past in the game makes a compelling case for purchase. Michael's ideal destination would be a club with Champions League football, a six-figure weekly basic wage, a five-year deal and also the moon on a stick and a threesome with Scarlett Johansson and a young Isabella Rossellini. However, Michael is prepared to compromise and will settle for a four-year deal. Michael has never been afraid to take on a new challenge, like when he left Liverpool in search of a Champions League medal. That move was a massive monetary success. At international level, from such highs as scoring against Argentina in World Cup 1998 to many other highs too numerous to mention here, Michael is one of England's greatest-ever strikers. Away from the pitch, Michael loves to travel and has homes in Dubai, where he loves to play golf, Barbados, where he loves to play golf, and of course Cheshire, where he loves to play golf. Michael has good conversational Spanish from his days at Real Madrid and has mastered the following phrases: * Excä¿eme que sea 駸e es mi espacio en el banco (Excuse me, you are sitting in my space on the bench) * Hay una pista caballo-que compite con cerca aqu・ (Is there a horseracing track near here?) * Ow! Pienso que es mi rodilla (Ow! I think it's my knee) And literally several more. Michael's image rights alone could be worth hundreds of thousands to the successful club, and - unlike some other North East properties currently on the market - Michael has never served time for assault. This makes him almost unique among current footballers and the commercial value of a player not in jail should never be underestimated. Michael is also an accomplished film and television actor, capable of playing age 13 to 21 years old (will provide own stick-on beard). His work on 'A Question Of Sport' has been called 'a powerful, visceral display that bludgeons the viewer into submission and possible coma', while his astonishing appearance as 'Michael Owen' in the hit film 'Goal II: Living The Dream' has been described as 'one of the most complete Method portrayals of modern cinema'. Michael can play the following ranges: keen footballer, sensible footballer, boy-next-door footballer, hospital patient. Interest is sure to be extremely high in this proven talent, and interested parties are advised to tender bids without delay, especially given Michael's very slight difficulties with injury. Link to post Share on other sites
bobby12 0 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Glen Johnson to liverpool for 18M. Hmm, seems a bit pricey but I guess the bar has been raised. Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 Seems very pricey but as you said that bar has been raised. Can't admit to knowing much about him actually. Link to post Share on other sites
big-will 7 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 PL fixtures out this evening. You ready scouser? Link to post Share on other sites
rach 1 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Cue moaning managers later on tonight then. Originally Posted By: pie-eater We got Martinez. Wonder if he's any good. Champions League action next year! That's exactly what he's saying pie-eater! Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 where are the fixtures then? Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Tonight Japan time Link to post Share on other sites
pie-eater 207 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Originally Posted By: scouser Exerpts from Mickeys brochure: Quote: A unique opportunity has come up for a club to purchase one of the hottest properties in English football. After a wildly successful time at Newcastle United Michael feels that there is simply nothing more for him to accomplish there. It is with a heavy heart that he leaves behind the wonderful people of the North East, but he wants Newcastle United fans to know that they will always have a place in his bank account. But Michael is the sort of player who is always looking forward, not back - while acknowledging that his past in the game makes a compelling case for purchase. Michael's ideal destination would be a club with Champions League football, a six-figure weekly basic wage, a five-year deal and also the moon on a stick and a threesome with Scarlett Johansson and a young Isabella Rossellini. However, Michael is prepared to compromise and will settle for a four-year deal. Michael has never been afraid to take on a new challenge, like when he left Liverpool in search of a Champions League medal. That move was a massive monetary success. At international level, from such highs as scoring against Argentina in World Cup 1998 to many other highs too numerous to mention here, Michael is one of England's greatest-ever strikers. Away from the pitch, Michael loves to travel and has homes in Dubai, where he loves to play golf, Barbados, where he loves to play golf, and of course Cheshire, where he loves to play golf. Michael has good conversational Spanish from his days at Real Madrid and has mastered the following phrases: * Excä¿eme que sea 駸e es mi espacio en el banco (Excuse me, you are sitting in my space on the bench) * Hay una pista caballo-que compite con cerca aqu・ (Is there a horseracing track near here?) * Ow! Pienso que es mi rodilla (Ow! I think it's my knee) And literally several more. Michael's image rights alone could be worth hundreds of thousands to the successful club, and - unlike some other North East properties currently on the market - Michael has never served time for assault. This makes him almost unique among current footballers and the commercial value of a player not in jail should never be underestimated. Michael is also an accomplished film and television actor, capable of playing age 13 to 21 years old (will provide own stick-on beard). His work on 'A Question Of Sport' has been called 'a powerful, visceral display that bludgeons the viewer into submission and possible coma', while his astonishing appearance as 'Michael Owen' in the hit film 'Goal II: Living The Dream' has been described as 'one of the most complete Method portrayals of modern cinema'. Michael can play the following ranges: keen footballer, sensible footballer, boy-next-door footballer, hospital patient. Interest is sure to be extremely high in this proven talent, and interested parties are advised to tender bids without delay, especially given Michael's very slight difficulties with injury. Not good enough for Wigan. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 I can see scouser with his template ready Link to post Share on other sites
BagOfCrisps 24 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Not long now. It's very exciting. Link to post Share on other sites
thursday 1 Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 only a few more hours before this thread is retired. :sad: Link to post Share on other sites
scouser 4 Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 End of an era. 2286 posts and 57132 views. Not bad going. A new thread is born: The FOOTBALL Thread (2009-2010) http://www.snowjapanforums.com/ubbthreads.php/topics/317162/The_FOOTBALL_Thread_2009_2010.html Link to post Share on other sites
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